Gemmill

DIRTY BASTARD!

This might help clarify things for Toonraider. The camels are more clearly discernible here, so she can get an idea of what one looks like before moving on to consider their shadows.

I would sooner kill myself. Subliminal messages? Apparently if you play Maiden's "Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son" backwards, it says "EAT.... MORE.... PIES...." You will NEVER catch me listening to Iron Maiden forwards OR backwards!

I would sooner kill myself.

I am the wordplay master, it's true. Whenever they do a punning thread on here, the only reason it annoys me is because they're such amateurs.

Keep up, Benjamin!

Is that a glossy top-shelf magazine? You're the one that read a book about it! It's a syndrome apparently.

Ass burgers.

Isn't that heavy metal all over though?

Eh? Is it a communal one, you animal?

I've had one in the past but I've regressed to manual ones now.

Tbh, we just want a place to sleep, we are doing a Ghost walk on the friday evening, wont be in untill late and will be leaving first thing in the morning...it can be as dull as its pleases...the 4 of us girls wont notice! A ghost walk? FFS. She'll be seeing camels in the shadows and all sorts. AARGH! A headless camelman!

The bit about having only one leg is true though, right?

What is Mills' list of crimes? I don't know what it is that she's done to turn everyone against her? Am I missing something major? I've not read any of the stuff about their marriage breakdown so I'm pretty much in the dark, but people just seem to really despise her all of a sudden.

If you really want to help her, show her how to use the flushing mechanism on a toilet.

Brock's got the manc-mag howay disease.

Thanks ...i think we may give it a go. Its a beautiful manor house with pleasant grounds in a really nice area....the equivalent type of hotel prices would probably be in the region of £150-£180 per night to stay in such a building....way nicer than a pokey B&B You go camping man. This place will seem like the Ritz to you. Just remember that there are toilets though, don't embarrass yourself by shitting in the corner of your room and covering it with leaves.

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. I like to think I'm fairly clean, but you are obsessed by hygiene it has to be said. Means you can't go to Glastonbury and the like, for instance. Mind, I haven't been in a tent for years and suspect it would be too uncomfortable now. I'm not obsessed by hygiene, but I've no interest in camping - being barely clean for the duration and having to use what is basically a public toilet every time I need to go to the bog is not my idea of fun. You should try it Gemmill (camping, not being a tramp). I didn't think it would be for me but I first tried it about four or five years back and I love in now. In fact I might go some where in the Yorkshire dales this weekend. Honestly mate, I would hate it. I went camping with the school once and it pissed down all week. I spent the week wearing cold wet trainers, the bogs overflowed so there was a steaming open sewer backing up into the area where the tents were. Bollocks to that.

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. How very dare you! I go camping a couple of weeks a year and I have a morning AND an evening shower and I wash my hands after every bathroom visit. Go Dr, Go Dr. Gemmill, you are such a thoughtless jerk sometimes do you try to be deliberately annoying with your extremely sweeping statements? !!! Jerk. Are you Tom Cruise? Campers are dirty people man. Why would you live in muddy squalor when there's probably a hotel nearby?? Renton mentioned Glastonbury - if I ever went there I'd stay in a five star hotel and travel by limousine every day to the concert while you sewer rats lived it up in your tents with your unwiped backsides!

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. I like to think I'm fairly clean, but you are obsessed by hygiene it has to be said. Means you can't go to Glastonbury and the like, for instance. Mind, I haven't been in a tent for years and suspect it would be too uncomfortable now. I'm not obsessed by hygiene, but I've no interest in camping - being barely clean for the duration and having to use what is basically a public toilet every time I need to go to the bog is not my idea of fun.

How to offend campers. I feel like James Whale. Fucking TRAMPS the lot of you!

Nice one. Will have a look at it tonight. I just discovered that "replay this hand" function on Pokertracker last night as well.

Shared bathrooms is a big no-no for me. If it's not en-suite, I'm not interested tbh. I take it you'd never camp, or use the showers at a sports ground or swimming pool as well then? I wouldn't camp, no. I use swimming pools on holiday, but I get washed afterwards in my en-suite bathroom. And I don't like using the showers at the gym, but I will if I have to. Did you type that with a straight face? I'm cancelling my membership.

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time.

Shared bathrooms is a big no-no for me. If it's not en-suite, I'm not interested tbh. I take it you'd never camp, or use the showers at a sports ground or swimming pool as well then? I wouldn't camp, no. I use swimming pools on holiday, but I get washed afterwards in my en-suite bathroom. And I don't like using the showers at the gym, but I will if I have to.