Gemmill

Agreed. Sorry to hear your bad news Gina Why not buy a few boxes of Marks and Spencers 'nice' biscuits, ( on offer at present) split the boxes up, wrap the biccies into individual parcels and tie up with ribbon for small gifts. Its the thought that counts after all. It is the thought that counts, but if anyone gives me a biscuit for Christmas, there'll be trouble.

Htf do you get a brand new company car when you don't even have to travel much anyway? Because I'm MANAGEMENT, Renty baby. Bet you'd prefer the hard cash! I have the option. At PwC I took the company car because I was just back from America and didn't have one. At my current place, I've taken the cash instead.

Htf do you get a brand new company car when you don't even have to travel much anyway? Because I'm MANAGEMENT, Renty baby.

The only time I've ever had a new car is when I had a company car. It got delivered to work in an Audi truck. I was mortified. Reception rang my desk and I had to go outside to be greeted by this lorry. He opened the back door and reversed the car out with next to no miles on it. Nice to get a new car, but I didn't half feel like a dickhead the way it turned up.

Renton's in a one-per, Renton's in a two-per......

I can't stand Alan Green. He just sticks up for his mates. "Listen. Listen. I know Peter Reid/Graeme Souness/Alan Curbishley/whichever-manager-is-struggling personally, and I can assure you that what you are saying is not the case." etc. Prick! Having said that, he's not as bad as Spoony. Listening to 606 on the way home the other day after the Cech/Cudicini incidents, and a caller brought up the subject of Bert Trautman. Spoony responds dismissively with "Before my time, mate." Now I know he wasn't born then, but neither was I but I know about the incident because I'm a football fan, and not some prick DJ who's been given a job that's beyond him. A few seconds later he says to the bloke "For those of us not aware of the story, can you fill us in please?". So basically can he tell YOU the story Spoony, because I bet the majority of people listening know exactly what he's talking about you clueless know-nowt no-mark. Honestly, unless it's about a Premiership game in the last few seasons involving teams in the top 10, he hasn't got a fucking clue what he's on about.

At first him and Wacky were a bit of a Grarnt and Fiw combo like. With Smooth Operator later exposed as the Ross Kemp that we all saw on Extras.

Tsk. Lots shmots. Nothing is worth going in work sick for. She should be lying on the sofa with her duvet watching Jeremy Kyle.

The king of the comedy sexual situation. Have a good one, daft lad.

Did she give any reason why she HAS to go into work, or is she just being stubborn? This goes against ALL my principles!

EVERYONE can take a day off man. If you're sick, you don't go in, it's as simple as that man woman man! Now do as you're told, ginga!

Take today off and go to the doctors. DO NOT be daft and go into work if you aren't well! You'll only make yourself worse.

All that hassle to go and freeze your bollocks off in Russia?! Fuck that!

Farepak or something. It's on the BBC National News on now. Some poor old grandma who's been saving for all of her family is on. Canny shit like.

Iceland was expensive to visit last year, but then again, as long as you aren't staying too long or intend to be out on the piss the entire time, the cost isn't so great. You were too busy roasting puffins in your hotel room by all accounts.

Its either New York or Moscow for 5 days next month.... then Vegas-San Fran in Feb/Mar. Just read it is 2 degrees in Moscow at the min! Go to New York man. It's so good they named it twice.

I thought you were going to Vegas anyway? Sack this shit off and get yourself to America man.

Me neither.

Happy birthday. Mork calling Orson. Come in Orson. Janu Janu.

Phallus, at a push.

Ballix.

It does. I know it does. But if you've already got a bad rating, the effect of a knockback will be minimal. My point is that it doesn't hurt (much) to try.

Debt is the TRUE spirit of Christmas!

I was taking her claims of being a credit risk not entirely seriously. Still worth applying though, if you're already a credit risk it's not gonna hurt your rating to have a knockback on your record.