Gemmill

I've been given a reprieve as my boss is too busy to see me this afternoon. Time to put the feet up again.

Aye, 60 odd million on the Euromillions tonight. And whilst I know some of you knobheads like to quote the odds and witter on about how you're more likely to be struck by lightning, SOMEONE'S gonna win it.

Aye, I LOVE Fridays. On a less positive note, my non-working may be about to be partially exposed. I'm busy trying to knock some stuff together that looks like several months worth of work.

Do they do guitar solos that sound like this: widdlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywwooooOOoOoooooowiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddly Like Steve Vai and Joe Satriani's cobblers that everyone tries to tell me are masterpieces. If I could play the guitar that well, I'd do something other than fit as many notes into a minute as possible. Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower... ...and fucking nap. Fuckin, fuck out fuckin... cock a-ass. widdlywiddlyWOO!

Do they do guitar solos that sound like this: widdlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywwooooOOoOoooooowiddlywiddlywiddlywiddlywiddly Like Steve Vai and Joe Satriani's cobblers that everyone tries to tell me are masterpieces. If I could play the guitar that well, I'd do something other than fit as many notes into a minute as possible.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. Then listen to metallica's fade to black, Sanatarium or the Unforgiven. NO.

The hum of the printer to the right of me. Office chatter. Keys being struck on a keyboard.

Eejit!

A lad at my school was a stinky metaller, and he had two friends. Their names? Animal and Slayer.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. Oh baby, pleeeeeease... give a little respe-eeeecct... tooooooo-oooooo heavy metal There's something not quite right about a gay man taking the piss out of me about Erasure. While defending heavy metal? I'll admit it's not your everyday scenario... You'll be talking about football next.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. Oh baby, pleeeeeease... give a little respe-eeeecct... tooooooo-oooooo heavy metal There's something not quite right about a gay man taking the piss out of me about Erasure.

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit.

You are a MAJOR nerd.

Aye I picture Brock in Herman Munster boots with lots of buckles too.

Torrentspy will probably have it. You'd need to load a Bittorrent client onto your work computer though.....something which I would have thought is frowned upon?

Aye it's fucking awful at the minute. We've got 5 months of this to look forward to, only it's gonna get a lot colder. Happy happy days. Hope it smartens itself up for the wedding anyway.

But.......Nigel Kennedy???

Good answer. If you were a footballer you'd be a right lazy twat though - Robert perhaps? Robert? I thought the rules were that I was at the top of my game. More like Ginola.

Footballer. Not so much for the adoration, more because I could retire at the age of 35 and never have to do a day's work again in my life.

That's just the dancing banana in a Mario suit. You're not fooling me!

A Super Mario Neon Light?

I would say you can probably use it. You can pick up cheapo adaptors that I think have converters in from places like Tesco though, so if it's the sort of thing that's going to be hard to replace if it knacks you might want to invest. What's 20 volts between friends though?

That's the life.

DIRTY BASTARD!

This might help clarify things for Toonraider. The camels are more clearly discernible here, so she can get an idea of what one looks like before moving on to consider their shadows.