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Renton, how did your fear of flying used to manifest itself? Are you completely over it or do you still cry like a newborn baby from the minute the seat belts light goes on?

And you took the piss out of T-R for something coming off a birthday card?! Captain Hallmark tbh.

Canny weird obsession that like GF, wanting to out-earn your dad. I know it's probably not really an obsession, but it's never something that's really occured to me before. Is he always on at you or something?

Aye, I'm sure part of the process is to try and stay calm and level-headed about the whole thing. Getting blotto and flinging temazepam down her neck was probably totally counterproductive.

Why on earth would you want to rid yourself of that? It's a gift, not a curse.

By the way, GF has BLATANTLY got McKenna's "I can make you thin" tape.

Aye, seriously, there must be a way of overcoming something like that. If you're having to pass up free holidays and that you need to get it sorted man woman man!

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance! 143336[/snapback] Counter balance?! Flying round in circles tbh.

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it.

The worst that can happen is you suffer a protracted, painful, terrifying death, but if that happened you'd have the benefit of becoming a toontastic legend! 143321[/snapback] You don't feel a thing according to Rob Dub.

T-R man, do you know how much you're missing out on by not flying? Get pissed and get on a plane man! Get your husband to do the BA Baracus trick on you or something.

White wine's cold. Piece of piss tbh.

I guarantee you could not tell the difference if it were put to a blind taste test. Apparently most people cannot tell the difference between white and red wine under these circumstances. Mind, I can give you the vineyard and vintage. 143259[/snapback] Given the likelihood of me ever having to take such a test, I'm going to insist that I unequivocally could.

There is blatantly a difference tbh. Renton's taste buds are shot from the roast puffin.

I quite like it, but then I drink Diet Coke.

I have no idea what that picture is meant to signify.

MAN UP! 143182[/snapback] I'm like the Diet Coke man at work tbh. Birds gather outside my office to watch me drink it.

No, proper coke is too sweet, you nerdrith!

Just had a can of diet coke, and it's official - I'm right.

Just a bit of practical advice, Craigy baby.

Bill Gates owns you. Get a mac tbh.

I'm a condescending accountant though.

Dweebs. It's like the Saturday Night Live sketch with the condescending IT blokes. All sighs and rolling eyes when someone asks for help.

Check out the IT boffins mocking the poor normal bloke! [robot voice]We are bigger nerds than you. Do not teach us to suck eggs.[/robot voice]

Agree with fish re draught coke. It's almost exclusively minging and should never be top of the list.