Gemmill

Here, by the sound of it, you weigh over 15 stone! You're 6 foot 4 and you've admitted in the past to being a bloater. I bet you're a proper little waddler.

Oh dear.

A svelte 15-stoner like me won't be needing the seatbelt extension.

One word: gills.

Splash was probably the last time Daryl Hannah looked attractive in a film too (iirc, although it's been a while). She's got more and more man-like with the passing of time.

If that happened, Andrew could always kill Paul. It's what any true fan would do.

Castaway was as dull as owt man! And the Fedex product placement stuff was unbelievable! How much must that have cost them?!

You guys and yer craaaaazy British humourrrr.

Good call. After reading the book, Hanks is a shite choice, if I could bring myself to care. 133957[/snapback] Even the author refers to Langdon as "Harrison Ford in Harris Tweed" early on in the book. He already had his eyes on his movie deal and was doing the casting as he wrote.

I'd refer you to the HF school of thought on that one - if you're watching the Oscars, don't complain about cringeworthy moments. 133962[/snapback] Fair enough, but just because it's the Oscars doesn't absolve the bloke from his bloke responsibilities.

Aye Big was good. What I should probably have said is that he's BECOME a tool since he went all luvvy and supposedly became this fantastic character actor. He's massively overrated if you ask me. Also he blubbed when he got an Oscar.

Harrison Ford should have got the main role in The Da Vinci Code an'all. Tom Hanks is a complete tool.

There's a special e-catalogue on nufc.co.uk specifically related to the testimonial. You'll probably get them on there.

The answer to this is that our first UEFA Cup games, should we get through the Intertoto, would be on the 10th and 24th of August. The Premiership season starts on the 19th. So all in all it's gonna be a pretty short summer break from football what with the World Cup etc. Which is fine with me.

Sven's never picked him mate, so he wasn't really likely to given that he's missed the last two months of the season. He doesn't rate him.

That not putting the ball out thing summed up one of the reasons we will never win anything, we are not and have never been cynical enough. Chelsea had about 3 chances to put the ball out for their "injured" team mate, but correctly said bollocks to that we want the goal and went for it. Then after watching them ignore their team mate 3 times we got the ball and kicked the fucker out for them!!! I'd have fined babayaro his weeks wages for doing that, it was embrassing. Mind you the very second we got the ball if we had attacked Riley would have blown his whistle because he's such a twat! 133643[/snapback] To be fair to Babayaro, maybe it was clever. He put the ball out, meaning they really had to give it back, meaning vital seconds were wasted. On the whole though I think the putting the ball out of thing has got totally out of hand and is a joke now. 133911[/snapback] Play, alex. Play.

Whereabouts you going? 133909[/snapback] San Francisco no doubt. 133912[/snapback] OOoooo, Autumn boy! Fly into San Francisco on Friday, then out of there to Houston on Monday. I'm in Houston for a week. Not that keen on Houston like, but it's where my mate's getting married to some Texan bird at some ridiculously OTT Texan-sized wedding. Should be canny.

With any luck we'll have a new right back by then anyway.

Ahhh. I fancied her on screen daughter. Gemmill had a thing for Beppe though so I hear. 133898[/snapback] Failed diversionary tactics, Autumn Boy! 133899[/snapback] Is Autumn boy the same as Fall guy? 133902[/snapback] No. You're not the one that "made Eastwood look so fine". You're the one that's grateful that he does.

Ahhh. I fancied her on screen daughter. Gemmill had a thing for Beppe though so I hear. 133898[/snapback] Failed diversionary tactics, Autumn Boy!

J-J-J-Jiiiiiiive Bunny! Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody! 133878[/snapback] And how gay is that? Practically wearing pink hot pants tbh. Anyway, stop derailing threads with your obsessiveness! Get back on topic. 133883[/snapback] Shush, Autumn Boy!

J-J-J-Jiiiiiiive Bunny! Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody!

Giving the month would have been his best option. Or just "later in the year". When you start talking seasons it sets the gaydar off tbh. 133867[/snapback] You reckon? 133868[/snapback] Without question! 133870[/snapback] Only gays have gaydar you gay. 133872[/snapback] You'd know tbh! I've had a bit more of a think btw, and Winter and Summer are both acceptable. They are straight seasons. Autumn and Spring are suspect and should only be used when strictly necessary, unless you're mince. Which you are.

Giving the month would have been his best option. Or just "later in the year". When you start talking seasons it sets the gaydar off tbh. 133867[/snapback] You reckon? 133868[/snapback] Without question!

Giving the month would have been his best option. Or just "later in the year". When you start talking seasons it sets the gaydar off tbh.