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Check .com Glenn gets gig - in theory: Meet the new boss.... The next full-time manager of Newcastle United will be Glenn Roeder - if the club can reach agreement with the FA over a timetable for his permanent appointment. That was the news being reported on Tyneside today, although it seems as if the story may have appeared prematurely. From what we can gather, the scenario is this: Roeder's allotted 12 week tenure as stand-in boss has now expired, but the club successfully appealed to the FA for an extension until the end of the season - citing the ongoing uncertainty over the FA's appointment of a new England boss as a mitigating factor. The decision has now been made by the club to appoint Roeder on a permanent basis, but further clearance is required for this to be ratified as a valid appointment by the FA. Our rationale appears to be that the part -qualified Roeder will complete the outstanding parts of the Prolicence course before next season, meaning he'll take charge for our opening game of 2006/07 with all required qualifications. We've now reputedly asked for this to be rubber-stamped by the FA. Saturday saw Roeder oversee his tenth victory in fifteen games since taking over from Graeme Souness in February.

I suspect Shearer's been doing very little outside of his normal captain's duties.

If he listened to Phil Thompson, he'll listen to anyone tbh.

If it turns out not to be true, I SINCERELY hope Oliver still goes ahead with his front and back page spread. It would eclipse the Emerton gaffe no bother. Sackable offence too, surely!

You're sat with your ear pressed to the speaker to be first to report the news, aren't you?

Aye, I pretty much agree. Although it is tinged just a hint of missed opportunity.

Will any bookies take a double on Roeder getting the job and N-O going down simultaneously, do you think?

The lad over on NO or a source of yours?

Scouring the globe tbh.

O'Neill will be kicking himself for messing us about over the England job if he ends up with neither. He could have had this in the bag months ago.

If it's true, I'd like to be the first to register my approval of the decision. No he's not a big name, but he knows the club, he knows what we're about, and he's making a decent fist of it at the mo. So good luck to the bloke if it is him.

It was the way you used the trowel as a sort of "shoe horn" which got me.

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We've got a Dick Slop at our place.

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Did you know that we are closer genetically to chimpanzees than zebras are to horses, or dolphins are to porpoises?

Wait til Renton gets here and bollocks you lot for calling the scousers! There's gonna be HELL ON.

Disgraceful.

Parfitt AND Rossi Rockin' all over the 'Dam!

Pacific Coast Highway, early morning Sunset on Curacao

I know. And that stuff there is definitely all in layman's terms cos I could do it, so you should be fine.

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Pope Joan. How shit a name is that.

Renton cheated tbh.

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