Gemmill

Challenge? Listen mate, I concede. You are the fattest man posting on this board bar none. Enjoy it!

Why the Northern Irish accent though? 84031[/snapback] 50% spacka.

So far we've had "it's my metabolism, it's slower than everybody else's because of my age" and "anyway.....I can lose this weight! I'm sure I can. You can't!" from you. Now I would have thought a second year psychology student would have been able to see that that's got DENIAL written all over it.

Mancy is 50% Jamaican mon. That time he smashed the pool table in the Trent he kept shouting "The blacker the root, the sweeter the fruit" at the barmaid every time he went to the bar.

In denial of what, bald fat man?

Purely a matter of opinion- and since when does anyone need an excuse to take the piss out of Skol? Shh now Mancy and Alex, grown ups talking here. 83931[/snapback] That's exactly the type of thing I'm on about tbh. 83935[/snapback] Scrap on! Barney! Barney! etc. FTR, the grown-ups talking thing is a line Geordie Fish stole from some comedian he went to see whilst trying to pull Lou - FACT. Stealing jokes from GF is a no-no in my book. 83940[/snapback] See, here's the thing Gemmill- I'm alright with the Fish, we randomly steal each others' lines and it's all good. So go on back off to your chocky bars like a good little lad now. 83949[/snapback] Just plain unamusing this time I'm afraid.

Purely a matter of opinion- and since when does anyone need an excuse to take the piss out of Skol? Shh now Mancy and Alex, grown ups talking here. 83931[/snapback] That's exactly the type of thing I'm on about tbh. 83935[/snapback] Scrap on! Barney! Barney! etc. FTR, the grown-ups talking thing is a line Geordie Fish stole from some comedian he went to see whilst trying to pull Lou - FACT. Stealing jokes from GF is a no-no in my book.

Jesus wept tbh 83911[/snapback] The best candidate by a mile, as evidenced by the landslide victory in the voting. What followed was an albeit brief spell of the message board equivalent of Johan Cruyff's vision - Total Modding. Sublime. 83916[/snapback] Christ on a bike, thank god I missed that! 83920[/snapback] Rule no. 1: Strictly no misery guts manic depressive mentallists.

I was waiting for that, no one even picked up on me apologising for being a forty-something muppet from Dundalk yesterday. 83915[/snapback] 40-something? Thought you were younger than that tbh. I knew you were Irish though.

Jesus wept tbh 83911[/snapback] The best candidate by a mile, as evidenced by the landslide victory in the voting. What followed was an albeit brief spell of the message board equivalent of Johan Cruyff's vision - Total Modding. Sublime.

First time he'd been taken to task over it and exposed. Classic stuff. Fuck knows how long it had been going on for! 83901[/snapback] At a piss-up yonks ago JawD told me he'd been bombarded with PM's from Blaydon asking him to "Make them stop" following my accusations Tbh, my favourite posts were the ones where Blaydon would reply to his pseudonyms. Incidentally, if Toonelaide IS Blaydon he's gone full on evangelical, which wouldn't surprise one bit. For the record I don't think Wellsy is Blaydon. 83902[/snapback] Aye, for the brief time that I was "The People's Mod" on Toontastic, I had a few PMs off him demanding that I delete all posts from a thread that accused him of having multiple identities. He was not a happy chappy. Unfortunately I didn't get any PMs off Benny and Tyne backing him up.

Happy Face = Nicos Papavasilou. FACT.

This board has been crying out for a spurious-rumourmonger and you look to have grown into that role over the last couple of days. I salute you! 83854[/snapback] Grown? doubtful tbh. 83855[/snapback] Tip-toes then.

This board has been crying out for a spurious-rumourmonger and you look to have grown into that role over the last couple of days. I salute you!

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Humour bypass tbh 83837[/snapback] Lack of appropriate smilie then - crucial in a comment like that - ask Gemmill. 83842[/snapback] Hey, don't be trying to shift attention away from your little hissy fit.

So, da word on the street is Luque isn't Souness's fault after all. Interesting. Opinion of course, but interesting all the same. 83816[/snapback] If true then fair play to Souness for coming out and defending Luque and saying that he's a top player that will take a while to settle etc. He also reckons his hamstring was almost completely severed which might explain why he isn't looking so quick off the mark these days.

To be fair, that was funny.

Coffee ring maybe, but theres no way that man'd put a pastie down. Even briefly. 83804[/snapback] True! I forgot to mention it would have a snot on as well that he wiped on it after having a pick.

I just imagine any contract that crosses Freddie's desk to have at least one coffee cup ring on it, some crumbs and a grease mark that's soaked through at least 3 pages where he's put his pastie down on it.

A bigger man would hold up his hands and resign. Resignations happen all the time, even Gullit and politicians manage it occasionally! Souness is a rich man who doesn't need the money. He says he cares about his family - I fail to see how they can benefit from having a father or husband who is easily the most hated man in Newcastle. Souness has a heart condition - how can this mess be good for his health? No, he has no shame or dignity, he is an evil money-grabbing greedy cunt who is shafting all the fans. 83720[/snapback] The money - whether earned over the remainder of his contract, or paid in a lump sum when he's sacked - could set his kid's kid's kids up. And this is his last chance to earn that sort of money. He would be an idiot to resign and pass up on it IMO. 83727[/snapback] The one caveat to that being (and I hope we were wise enough to have put it in his contract as most competent boards do) that the remainder does not become payable in the event that we get relegated under his charge. It's common for service contracts to specify that any termination under those circs results in none of the remainder of the fixed term being payable. ......mind you they did that at Citeh and sacked Joe Royle before they were technically (mathmatically) relegated and he took them to court for the remainder. The wording has to be very precise. .......mind you Citeh are as big a shambles as us. 83796[/snapback] Wasn't it the case that they were actually relegated, but that the season wasn't considered complete until some time in June or something, so he got them on a (decidedly ropey) technicality?

I reckon Emre could have you aal ower.

Pre-emptive "Ericsson Out" noted and logged. Never let it be said that Renton won't give a manager a chance. Anyone else you'd like to vote out prior to their appointment while you're on a roll?

I prefer to think of him as Jean Claude Van Ramage.

I'm saying nowt!

Jeff Powell will be loving this. How he gets his anti-Sven articles published, I'll never know. He's the worst kind of little Englander xenophobe. 83750[/snapback] That's the man. He was also the bloke iirc who headed the witch hunt against Robson pre-Italia 90. The FA were paying Sven too much. Wow, what a newsflash, I'm sure Hoddle and Venables did it for peanuts. 83762[/snapback] Aye, that's another thing about Powell. He's clearly best mates with Terry Venables, cos around the time that Sven got given the job he was up in arms about lovable, cuddly best-man-for-the-job El Tel getting denied what was rightfully his as the greatest living Englishman.