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I won't eat any beans but Heinz. None of your strange flavoured ones either, just plain old-fashioned Heinz beans. 70371[/snapback] I'm not a big bean eater tbh, but it's Heinz only for me an'all. If you want something on toast though, you should look no further than Heinz tinned spaghetti. Much nicer than beans. 70384[/snapback] Tinned spaghetti? Sounds like charver-food for people who are too thick to cook themselves... 70398[/snapback] Yep, and he's already admitted going to the Monkey. Bet he's got a Burberry hat. Seriously though, he means spaghetti in a tomato sauce, pretty shit food still. But no worse than what you Jormans eat mind. 70402[/snapback] Nicer than beans though. Ain't no doubt it's plain to see, as Jimmy Nail would say.

I won't eat any beans but Heinz. None of your strange flavoured ones either, just plain old-fashioned Heinz beans. 70371[/snapback] I'm not a big bean eater tbh, but it's Heinz only for me an'all. If you want something on toast though, you should look no further than Heinz tinned spaghetti. Much nicer than beans. 70384[/snapback] Tinned spaghetti? Sounds like charver-food for people who are too thick to cook themselves... 70398[/snapback] Aye it's not a patch on cabbage fermented in lactic acid like.

Is the club known for playing that infant's game where you say "yes" when really you mean "no"?

Are you coming over here like Zathras?

I won't eat any beans but Heinz. None of your strange flavoured ones either, just plain old-fashioned Heinz beans. 70371[/snapback] I'm not a big bean eater tbh, but it's Heinz only for me an'all. If you want something on toast though, you should look no further than Heinz tinned spaghetti. Much nicer than beans.

New Years day. Got to that game late just as the Oldham fans were all leaving (totally misjudged it-early kick off). 70359[/snapback] You haven't changed a bit have you?

He scored in my first ever game at SJP. Instant legend status with me tbh.

So Germany is now an state of the US! American intelligence 70129[/snapback] tbh 70360[/snapback] I was gonna give him the whoosh but wanted to be sure - what with you yanks being a bit thick and that. I couldn't be certain you didn't think that they were both Americans.

I'd imagine theres summat between Manc and Shitsville-on-Mersey like. Will have a look anyways as its only fair. 70356[/snapback] Are you deaf, numbnuts? I'll pick you up in the station wagon man!

He's going to get a boxing on Boxing Day tbh 70334[/snapback] I need both of you soopafan's addresses so I can pick you up btw. Sort it! 70336[/snapback] I know the manc's Oh and thanks for the card Samuel I liked my title on the envelope btw - the postman was suitably impressed 70341[/snapback] Nice one re Box's address, Caterina. And Sammy it's no bother mate, I'll pick you up. Trains on Boxing Day will be a nightmare.

The only subs we know that were in S.Atlantic at the time were 'hunter-killer's' which don't carry ICBM's. We will never find out where the Polaris subs (we didn't have Tridents) were at the time (unless an 'insider' tells us!) but they did indeed carry ICBM's. There is no way on earth that we would have nuked Argentina, whether we had the subs there to do it or not. As you say, Maggie would have been in a straight jacket in no time. 70209[/snapback] I hope you aren't implying Rob was talking shite 70212[/snapback] he's agreeing with me FFS - I'm not sure if we'd replaced Polaris with Trident at that time 70271[/snapback] Corrected you re Trident/Polaris tbh 70279[/snapback] I can feel another bitchfest coming on. 70285[/snapback] At least this time it's about something a bit more manly than literature.

Lies tbh. 70335[/snapback] Well which is it? Either you didn't realise Gateshead was south of the Tyne, or you didn't realise that you hadn't crossed the Tyne yet when you stood outside the Pitcher and announced how nice it was to be on the Gateshead side of the Quayside.

He's going to get a boxing on Boxing Day tbh 70334[/snapback] I need both of you soopafan's addresses so I can pick you up btw. Sort it!

Would now be a good time to point out that the idiotic manc didn't even realise that Gateshead was south of the Tyne?

Was there last night watching The March of the Penguins. Class.

Branston beans only taste nicer to homs. FACT!

It's not the money, it's the club.

Fucking hell, all this time I assumed you had to fucking swear. 70197[/snapback] Curiously though, they have a swear filter 70198[/snapback] If you're rock hard you can turn it off though. Another thing which is allowed but not obligatory, much like an IQ in double figures.

What do you mean? Are you talking about N-O or here? 70182[/snapback] I reckon, what with him having asked the question in the N-O thread, that he might be talking about N-O. Look at the sign on the forum index man! Before posting, please read the forum guidelines here. Posts not conforming to the guidelines will be deleted straight away and repeat offenders will have their posting rights removed. Sieg Heil!

I reckon Mourinho will get bored before Abramovich does.

The two are probably linked tbh.

70033[/snapback] The delirious giggling of a man with wanking on his mind.

Well, this seems to be roaring along quite nicely. 69995[/snapback] To be fair, it was me that pointed the billows in the direction of the burning ember that is Renton. 70031[/snapback] Homoerotic tbh. 70034[/snapback] Aye but Renton loves that sort of thing.

Well, this seems to be roaring along quite nicely. 69995[/snapback] To be fair, it was me that pointed the billows in the direction of the burning ember that is Renton. Because the internet is also full of mongs like yourself that bite every bloody time, that's why!

The way I see it ending up is as follows: Chelsea P38 W33 D4 L1 GF74 GA14 GD+60 Pts103 Pos 1st Man Utd P38 W30 D6 L2 GF75 GA25 GD+50 Pts96 Pos 2nd Liverpool P38 W27 D7 L4 GF61 GA14 GD+47 Pts88 Pos 3rd Bolton P38 W21 D10 L7 GF52 GA32 GD+20 Pts73 Pos 4th Spurs P38 W19 D12 L7 GF60 GA39 GD+21 Pts69 Pos 5th Arsenal P38 W20 D7 L11 GF55 GA34 GD+21 Pts67 Pos 6th Newcastle P38 W18 D9 L11 GF45 GA37 GD+8 Pts63 Pos 7th 69761[/snapback] wow. You have way too much time on your hands 69762[/snapback] He works in IT. Whilst he's doing this shite, half of his company are sat with broken computers waiting for the ubernerd to come and help them. 69765[/snapback] I'm nothing to do with fixing broken computers thank you smart-arse, project managing applications and you're talking the same language. Not got too much time on my hands, I'm just using the prediction spreadsheet which I did a post about ages ago. 69771[/snapback] Oh I see, project managing applications, so you are not a saddo at all, your job is actually really really impressive 69817[/snapback] Nope, it's as sad as the come unfortunately... Only narrowly beaten for geekiness by accountancy tbh 69916[/snapback] Chartered accountancy if you please. I'm a professionally qualified geek, you're merely an amateur. 69925[/snapback] Professionally qualified bean-counter? Professional qualified engineer over here thank you very much - I have a 'proper' qualification 69963[/snapback] If it's such a 'proper' qualification, what are you doing trying to fix payroll systems, you mong?