Gemmill

Did you not notice when there were no urinals. It's always the giveaway for me like.

What's this programme like? I've never heard of it.

They'll probably end up with some American company as their sponsors now. I'd like to suggest Otis Spunkmeyer.

Renton is the new medina tbh.

I know a lass who used to go out with him. Anyone got any other fascinating anecdotes to add? 59542[/snapback] This would be a good time to tell my "Tino playing the bongos in a pair of white Y-Fronts story"......but I've told it before.

To be exact.... 59531[/snapback] I blame "The Notorious HTT" myself.

The way relations are at the minute between the two boards, one misplaced comment like that could see someone busting a cap in your ass. Another innocent victim of message board gang culture.

Are you sure it wasn't because you were about to pay for your kebab by cheque?

Difference is though, Northern Rock made an investment in failure....and it's paying off quite handsomely at the moment.

Is it just me who was reminded of the office by that? "No, I'd bend each one of the girls out of the Corrs over and do......." 59477[/snapback] Renton would do the brother with Erasure playing in the background tbh. 59483[/snapback] Fuck off you closet hom! I would bend all the sisters over and......... 59490[/snapback] "Give....*grunt*...a little...*grunt*...resp-ooooOOOOOH. Finished. "

Is it just me who was reminded of the office by that? "No, I'd bend each one of the girls out of the Corrs over and do......." 59477[/snapback] Renton would do the brother with Erasure playing in the background tbh.

Which incidentally is fruity Europop. Reading your post though, I just want to clarify - you don't mind U2 but you would rather not have to listen to them, and you don't mind Bono, but you'd prefer not to actually hear him speak?

Pretty much sums him up for me, but for some strange reason he's worshipped on here. 59455[/snapback] Who, Nihat? Who worships him on here like/ 59456[/snapback] He's worshipped on N-O if that helps? 59458[/snapback] The next Thierry Henry, after Charles N'Zogbia tbh.

I just got texted that joke too.

It's been confirmed.........by Sinitta on This Morning.

I was in bed, you freak!

Journey South RAWK!

Marvellous. 59412[/snapback] Pakistan fans are leaving the ground in droves apparently.

"Cheating" Shahid Afridi out first ball to Flintoff, having entered the field to a HUGE ovation.

So sad that you couldn't wait to post it tbh. 59407[/snapback] You lie!

Nice try Renty baby. 59400[/snapback] 59402[/snapback] OK, I've got a vague notion of what X factor is but not who this Louis person is. Is he a contestant or a judge? 59404[/snapback] This display of feigned ignorance is fooling absolutely no one. Is it a coping mechanism to deal with your grief at the news?

Pakistan 164-4. Flintoff bowls Yousuf. "Cheating" Shaid Afridi up next.

Nice try Renty baby.

Left yourself open to the usual bald abuse. I really like the cluster of pubs at the Ouseburn - the Cluney, the Tyne, The Free trade, but they're a bugger to get to, especially in winter, when its brassic. No jokes Gemmill! 59394[/snapback] None needed.

Dunno mate. Apparently Simon "minceboy" Cowell was on This Morning the other day slating him and he's taken it to heart and left the show. FLOUNCE ALERT as RobW would say. Probably a publicity stunt tbh.