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They'd sing Jimmy Savile's name if he was getting them 10 goals a season. There'd also be way more dickheads turning up to the match dressed as sheikhs if they got bought out by the Saudis. Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left.

Mourinho used to be such an engaging character. Plus when he first turned up in this country and nearly put Ferguson and Wenger in a loony bin, it was tremendous.

Next season is gonna be fucking class.

What's this one, I don't know if I know this?

Howe saying he had a meeting with Bruno about the suspension, right at the start of the run of games, and Bruno goes "Gaffer, I promise, I will not get booked".

Isak's a good interviewee. Even in pulled up white socks and flip flops.

But for the football gear, he looked like he was walking round shaking hands at a wedding reception on the pitch at the end. Hair still fucking immaculate too. Just fuck off mate.

It's hard to tell. I think CL would wreck Villa's season in the league next year, but the money would help them. I think I'd sooner Spurs get it than Villa just to starve Villa of the extra cash. Plus Villa have got FFP challenges of their own.

Is the thread still up? Let's have a look at what these raspberry rips have got to say.

To be 6th with the injuries we've had this season is absolutely scandalous btw. Brilliant effort by the coaches and the players.

Bruno loves getting into it with the Argies.

Romero and Lo Celso. Pair of donuts.

Schar doesn't even look like he's broken a sweat man. Just strolling around shaking hands with people.

We're 6th. HOWAY BOURNEMOUTH!

Bruno avoids a suspension. Incredible.

It's basically "went in the wash with the colours".

Get in Schar!

LONGSTAFF WON A FOUL.

Ange stood looking like a bloke mildly annoyed at how long it's taking him to get served at the bar.

Put yourself on your arse.

Absolutely mint to see us not backing off at all here at 3 nil up.

Maddison is a right little cunt. Who goes to the hairdresser and asks for a Franck Ribery btw?

Anderson doesn't look out of place either. Howe is some coach.

Piece of piss this transfer business.