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I would take Villa's involvement in races for any players with a pinch of salt given they've had to extend their accounting period to 13 months and are having to put out statements to provide scene-setting before their latest accounts are published.

Thread. Another example of how these just can't stop fucking up because the party is filled with people who would be incompetent in any job in any industry.

Nah lower taxes isn't even polling well. People want public services that work. Another 5 years of this lot in exchange for paying a little bit less tax is not gonna appeal. Everyone is fucking sick of them.

Dunno why the tweet won't embed, but Sunak plans to campaign on a reduction in the basic rate of income tax to 16%. Everything is fucked. People want public services that work, and these clueless pricks just keep shouting "LOWER TAXES! LOWER TAXES!" Mental.

One of the all time great gifs.

What a pair of shpenks!

Hunt basically being told to not play political games with public finances.

He's fucking crackers. That laugh.

"According to Lee Ryder"

Embarrassing that I need to explain this, but THE JOKE IS that his patter in this thread is so shit that Carmy would be the one refusing to go for a drink. Please try to keep up with me.

For the avoidance of doubt, it's Carmy that would have refused to go for a pint with YOU.

Yep, Dalglish didn't fancy him at all. Anyone would have left under the circumstances.

But can Foden do this?

What a fucking prick. He's aware of the difference in resources isn't he, the absolute prick. Sorry your "MNF" has been spoiled, you lass-hockling-on twat.

Who the fuck is Dex? Is that your shit 90s rom-com cos he wasn't in the Bear.

The Xmas dinner episode and the one with Richie/Olivia Colman, I thought were great. His was a great character and a class performance, I thought.

I absolutely loved the Bear. Didn't expect to but thought it was class.

Aye straight off to be with his equally awkward tech mates.

Sunak is on -54 approval in this poll, the woest ever for a Tory leader. He's gonna need another Friday night reboot.

He's gonna have to call the election sooner or they'll be wiped out altogether.