Gemmill

The FAAAAACKIN AMMUZ have equalised.

I'm done with those dickheads. Happy for them to beat THE AMMUZ today.

Brighton and West Ham both losing too. Everything's coming up toon army.

Spurs getting beat at home by Palace.

Nobody better show Lee Anderson Our advertising hoardings. He'll think Sadiq Khan is at the controls.

They're fucking pathetic mind.

Get Tino on. Don't take any risks.

This commentator is completely incapable of telling the difference between Willock and Murphy.

Let's reconvene on this one when he's spazzed another 10 of these wide/over the bar/straight at the keeper.

They probably assumed Murphy was gonna shoot.

I'll remind you of this if they get an early one back in the second half. We've got bodies forward in the box man, there are miles better options. He's had two speculative shots so far this half where there were better options on.

His face when he scored that one against Spurs was the physical manifestation of the xG of scoring from there.

Aye, and now he thinks he can do it every time and has done it NOT ONCE.

Somebody needs to explain xG to Murphy.

Get in.

The press looks like it's making a tentative reappearance.

Gordon's not moving right since he went down before. Twisted something.

Get in.

Well the new version of Local Hero is somehow worse than the original.

As I've just noted you haven't disproved anything. You've found 3 games where we had one a week. WHY AREN'T WE AMAZING AGAIN EDDIE, YOU'VE HAD 3 GAMES IN A ROW WITH A WEEK'S REST INBETWEEN. DADDY I WANT AN OOMPAH LOOMPAH!

That's a run of THREE GAMES where we had one a week btw. The first in the list we had a game four days before it. That's not gonna fix all that preceded it.

And do you recall us picking up any more injuries during that run? Or having players just back from injuries? Or having to rush some players back? Or the players we've continued to flog looking like zombies? Or has it just been plain sailing and inexplicable why we don't look like last year's team? Anyway, this logical thinker is off to Bamburgh with the dog. ENJOY YOUR HYSTERICAL DAY.

There is talk of him being on borrowed time. And BTW, there's only one of us thinking objectively and logically here. I'm a million miles from hysterical.

Show me the fixtures where we've had "one game a week for a while now". That just isn't accurate. And as has been discussed this week, you don't refill the tank during the season. Once it's empty, it's empty. Your expectations are WILD. More on Spurs for context. Knocked out of the Carabao in the second round. Knocked out of the FA Cup in the 4th round. Not in any European competition. Us. Made it to QF of the Carabao despite an insane draw. In the QF of the FA Cup. Came within half of an hour of making it out of the group of death in the CL. We are objectively having a better season than Spurs. And it's not even close. No one is suggesting that Postecoglou is on borrowed time. Honestly we need to give our fucking heads a shake.

I assume the judging panel has correctly assessed Sunderland players as Premier League rather than Championship level, and acted accordingly. Don't forget, only Vinicius Jr has more carries into the box than Jack Clarke.