Gemmill

It is only work, but it's also absolutely dismal when you're doing a job you hate. The place I left recently eventually got the investment it needed to survive, but from a complete cunt who is talking about insisting people do 5 days a week in the London office. Now this was a North East based startup project, so this is effectively constructive dismissal of all of the people that worked on it from the beginning and built it into a successful business. He just wants his own team working in London so he's making this ludicrous demand because he knows everyone will leave. I genuinely don't know how rich cunts like this sleep, doing that to people. I was really fortunate to get out before all this shit happened.

@Christmas Tree I was wondering how you feel about your wife going to the dentist.

This one from 2002 when tbd visited Trump Tower.

The Ant Hill Mob turned up to take on the Gremlins.

Vapists gonna vape.

They prefer vapist.

CT: the best anal sex I've ever had was at Boldon Lane GP Surgery. The added bonus was my prostate got a clean bill of health.

Cold turkey bitch. You've been off the tabs for years, you can get off these again, you're just gonna have to have a shit couple of weeks.

Mr Inbetween is very good too. As first recommended by @Kid Dynamite.

He was posting publicly about wanking in his bath the other day, so that gin is ALL YOURS.

Northern Spirit is what Dances with Wolves would call his horse btw. It's not the name of a sports team.

Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob?

Never done it either. A very confident and very costly declaration from Renton.

The lad shit his pants in the office. He needs to wipe his bum and take his medicine.

Was he hoping for Huggies Pull Ups? Mummy, WOW! I'm a big boy now.

Southgate man. What a fucking knobhead.

I'm gonna need to bring the dates of the workshop forward.

You are a human clipboard.

Ankle update for @thebrokendoll Grade 1 tear and an avulsion fracture. Let's not anyone forget here that I was 1.5km into a run and I ran a further 4.5km on this ankle. TBD actually rode his dog home like it was Seabiscuit when he broke his collarbone.

Your 5 year old is 44?!

I watched an episode baked once, and I just kept turning to my lass and going "Is there meant to be something wrong with him?" I couldn't get over the way he was behaving and talking to people. She put if off in the end cos I was getting on her tits so much.

Your national dish is cabbage, bitch. Don't talk to me about flavours.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_w6O_hCQUh/?igsh=MTNlZmF4eHEzam56aw==

Ugh. Just a ridiculous human being.

Box of pampers on his desk for when he gets back to work, please.