Gemmill

Latest ratboy update from Hope.

He's become a meme on day 0 of the election campaign.

By the sound of it no one on the Tory side can believe he's done it. Lots of quotes from anonymous MPs, local party activists etc, and they just sound so deflated. Fucking love it.

Quarter Finals on the 5th though. Moving day for Rishi.

Teeny tiny man.

For anyone who missed it. This could be Sunak's bacon sandwich moment, and the campaign hasn't even started.

Just booked the 5th too. Hope Hunt stands and loses. Looking forward to Binface standing in Richmond too.

Absolute poetry that he's standing there getting fucking pissed on while he tries to big up this government's shambolic record.

Get in with it, soggy little dwarf. Name the date then fuck off back into your house and start packing.

His awkward laugh whenever anyone asks him a question he doesn't like too. That is gonna be getting a lot of air time.

The lectern is out. Bring out the gimp!

I'm looking forward to him getting fucking minced by the general public, and all of it getting captured by the cameras and played back in the evening news. Someone accidentally egged his lookalike last week - that's what he's got to look forward to.

PS Dave would rather have a pint with Klopp than BDB.

Imagine if Labour win and England immediately win the Euros.

Pretty much all the twitter political types now saying that it's on for July 4th. Recess has been cancelled and parliament will be dissolved on May 30th. Fucking bring it on. Done with these twats for the summer.

Nick Watt of Newsnight is reporting that Tory rebels are racing to get their no confidence letters in before an election announcement. I love a party with a happy atmosphere.