Gemmill

Get in. Botman!

Piss weak from Wilson that. Send this cunt off. That was a shocker. I hate teams like this. Clogger bullshit as soon as they're getting beat.

Get in.

Should be 2.

Right back on a yellow v Gordon, lovely.

Nobody is as far behind play as Gloom. I think he has 7 VPNs running to bounce the signal through multiple territories and evade detection.

This is out, isn't it?

He looks gutted. Ah well, bring on Gordon. What a big boy's club we are.

We're not swinging balls into the box whatever 11 he picks though.

You don't need Sky baby. You've got me.

Happy with that.

I'm drizabone even if he does want to leave. We'll get £100m and we'll replace him.

It was going in the goal if it hadn't hit his arm. It's obviously a penalty. Neville still hates Arsenal from his playing days.

Same kid who scored the own goal. They might he better off playing Eric Dier.

If this isn't a penalty they need to cancel all remaining fixtures until the refs sort their shit out.

Maddison is absolute quality but he wanted to go to London so fuck him. If anyone doubts that he wanted to go to London, please look at his hair.

Magical own goal. Then Saka taking the piss out of Maddison's darts celebration. Lovely.

That's quality tbf.

I fancy Spurs to get the treatment from Arsenal today. Their free flowing just go out there and express yourself football might not stand up to proper scrutiny. And seriously, if your natural inclination is to respond to this with "Well, there's 3 points for Spurs guaranteed", why don't you just FUCK OFF instead. Seriously. No seriously.

Very suppositious.

Marr reckons that spring is now more likely than Autumn. Sunak is reportedly about to abolish inheritance tax. Not a great look when you're worth over £700m. Also, he's about to announce the scrapping of the Manchester leg of HS2.... Just before holding their party conference in Manchester. He doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Listen to the fucking Mekon moan about that VAR decision at full time, even though it's blatantly correct.

Burnley trying to set a new record for the action areas graphic here.