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These commentators are desperately trying to make that penalty shout a major match-turning incident.

I fancy Harvey Barnes Department Store to get one.

Bruno on a hat trick.

That's not a penalty but if they keep watching it in slow motion they'll convince themselves it is.

Miley looks like he could do with a break. No other option though. How long are they gonna take looking at this one?

How's that not a foul on Miley.

Imagine being from Nottingham man.

I'd keep Wilson on tbh. He'll score if one comes his way. Burn and Miggy can take a seat though.

Bayern getting beaten by Leverkusen. Kane is cursed.

That Yates kid is a little twat.

Fuck sake.

That's shocking from Yates. Blind ref.

Get in.

It's better than Di Canio's cos Bruno's not a fascist.

What a finish.

Schar's ball that surely.

Shut up and sit down, Wings fans.

He just needs to launch Elanga first chance he gets. They love a bit of Stuart Pearce treatment here.

Lou Bega starts for them, which is a shame.

Hopefully he's a bit quicker to react if Burn comes off at half time with his shorts on inside out and back to front.

They're still a point ahead with a game in hand, I suppose. But I also wouldn't be surprised to see Everton's deduction get reduced. Yes lads. You can reduce a deduction. Please take my word for it and don't give yourself an aneurysm trying to think about it.

Dyche was just looking to protect his 54-6 goal difference vs Klopp.

Good lads Burnley.

A draw is probably best for us here, but I want Spurs to get beat to continue the debunking of the Angeball myth.