Gemmill

Because I know you love this stuff lads, here's the XG Field Map: ...and here's the xG timing chart:

That's scandalous as a standalone incident. But then compare it with the one they gave against Isak today and the amount of fucking time they took making their mind up. VAR should be a piece of piss to get right and these clowns are fucking it up every week.

Piece of piss this thread starting business BTW. Dunno what was giving you lads so much trouble the rest of the season.

He's moaning cos they had a 4:30 Sunday match and a 12:30 Saturday. Like 2.5 hours makes a difference. Munch me jaffas, slaphead.

Tremendous news. Spurs were already more likely to catch them than us imo but even more so if Rashford misses a chunk of the run-in.

Well I dunno about you lads, but I thought that was our most relaxing win yet. Absolutely blissed out here.

Spurs winning now. Bet this one doesn't get ruled out.

Toney the diving cunt.

Look at the kite on Mbeumo. He looks about ready for his 8 week scan.

A Willock goal now gets me £100. Come on Joseph.

There it is. I reckon 0.05xG on that one lads. I know you'll be interested.

Still 1s each here. Looking forward to this.

I'm so far behind you lot.

Ahh here he is. Paris Roubaix finished has it?! Unbelievable!

Disallowed. Second Brighton goal that's been chalked off.

Brighton leading Spurs. If one of them is gonna win, better them than Spurs.

Toney trying to get aggro with Burn. I'd watch that scrap like. My money would be on whoever Ivan Toney's money's on.

Get in. Another relaxing win coming right up.

Was just thinking the same. Howe was saying there would be a time for this in his press conference the other day. Can't think of a better one.

Ah get a load of those Hungry Jack's fried boneless chicken pieces. They look bonza. What do you reckon, ewerk?

Yes! Looking fwd to this.

"opens the face of his foot" according to this lass on co-comms. Just fuck off man.

I'm fucking miles behind here. He hasn't even taken his pen yet. How does it go lads?

That's fucking ludicrous.