Gemmill

You're not fit to wear the shehhhht rings out. Bedsheets being unfolded. You categorically love to see it.

THE BOOS! Enjoy your sit-in protest you silly cunts.

Have we all got the curtains shut in case the coppers are prowling btw.

Four minutes. This ref hates boo fans.

My lass has had the dog at the beach. Due home any minute and I'm genuinely worried she's gonna interrupt my enjoyment of the booing.

Lampard just stands and stares with his arms folded. He hasn't got a fucking clue.

I'm gonna guess Charlton. That name has got Charlton Athletic written all over it.

Danny Gabbidon is gonna get to test his hypothesis.

BRIGHTON!

SOUTHAMPTON! You can stick your fucking fireworks up your arse!

They've been way better than Liverpool. Definitely DE ZERBI to be ahead.

I've been watching a feed of the Everton match for 10 minutes and only just twigged it has no commentary.

Pearson could have done it. He's ripped.

It's dead impressive. They were good under Potter but this bloke is making Potter look like THE HANDBRAKE.

Btw all those years with Ashley in charge and no one ever thought to put him in a headlock. Feels like a misstep.

Smooshed to death by eight little flat faces.

He's SUCH a cunt. He'd be out first round every time in Don't Show Keith Your Teeth too. It's why he's never been on Celebrity Juice.

Looks like two albino ducks having an argument. I love in ear Bluetooth jobs. The perfect excuse to blank people at work.

I'd like to see Forest stay up and also get HUMPED off us in the League Cup final this season. I think that would be a season they could be proud of.

Solly again! Miracle on the Amex Stadium.

BRIGHTON AGAIN!

They'll not mind. Man United already "mak'd" their day.

Solly March. First the miracle on the Hudson and now this. What a bloke.

SOUTHAMPTON! More South Coast shenanigans.

BRIGHTON. You beautiful South Coast benders!