Gemmill

Mackems will be FEWMIN about this lap of honour, the fucking donkey knobs.

The fucking losers.

Tell Me Ma being sung. Big royalty cheque on its way to the SOL. They INVENTED going to Wemberley.

Joelinton buzzing about like he's just been subbed on. His cardio is unreal.

I'm enjoying Bruno After Dark.

Bruno on the rampage.

There's no VAR lads. You can elbow whoever you like.

Bruno getting Perez back. Good lad.

Vardy retardy.

Right let's get some subs on and rest the breakables.

Willock can fucking motor when he wants to.

Absolutely made up for Burn. It's a class story.

Aye. What a helmet there.

Get in! Class finish.

We're fucking class. If we had some proper clinical lads in front of goal, we'd be out of sight by now.

Good luck mate. That's shite news but hopefully you can slow the progression right down by getting off the smokes. Was it you saying you're basically incapable of putting weight on - we might be about to put that to the ultimate test.

Miggy pretending he hurt himself cos he airshot the cross.

Lads, is Tielemans' hair slicked back or brushed forwards? It's fucking impossible to tell. I don't think I can have him signing for us unless this gets cleared up.

Perez is an absolute fanny.

Well we've got a reaction after the weekend anyway.

Am I witnessing a grooming?

Schar fucking loves getting nutted.

Here we go again. The mongs on the end of crosses.

Rage first. Ask questions later. THAT'S.... the Yorkshire way.

I reckon he'd make a decent metro inspector Luke. Shall I see if I can get him an application form?