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They've got the geriatric Sterling.

Nice one mate. PS you can stop checking in on Trump every 5 minutes now that it won't be affecting your job. PPS what are you gonna do about ChatGPT?

The whole squad should get off the team bus wearing them.

It's not so much government spending though, it's the complete gutting of entire parts of the government. None of us can say if that's the right or wrong thing, because we don't know enough about the efficiency of the departments and branches of government that are being affected. But I don't think Musk and his team of incels does either. They are just taking a chainsaw to the whole thing. Remember when Musk gutted Twitter and the site kept falling over, things stopped working, and there were all sorts of problems. That's what him and his band of misfits are currently doing, but this time with how a country works. Doubt it ends well.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14388553/Newcastle-United-injury-Carabao-Cup-final-Liverpool.html Gordon, Botman, and Burn have all had scans and no major issues. Trigger warning for aimaad22: please note this is a Craig Hope article. Proceed with caution.

Just remembered my lass got fucking legless at that Lord Crewe Arms, which is an unusual one for her. The first indication I had of how far gone she was was when she got up from the dinner table to go to the bog and walked across the room like a striker bending his run to stay onside. Spewing ensued. And she missed out on a very nice breakfast.

Shagging a lass in your own Berlingo is one thing. Finding a lass that OWNS a Berlingo and then shagging her in it is a war crime.

I've stayed at the Lord Crewe Arms and it's great. Nice bar, food was decent, they've got a big beer garden. Our room was FUCKING BOILING, but I think that was just cos it was at the top of the building and the walls are about 2 foot thick. Plus it was during the hottest part of summer last year.

Luckily for you, my klaxon's in for repair.

His other son, Teflon, must have been busy. Fucking Kevlar. An even worse version of Kevin.

This is a troll to distract people from all the mad shit they're actually doing, I'm sure. Same with "the riviera of the Middle East".

Good lads Madrid. Let's keep this tie on a knife edge.

Fist could people traffic you all.

Hooters.

Who built the ark? NOAH! NOAH! Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark.

I'm not even making an argument for what happens to Labour.

Lads, they turned away from the Tories when the Tories turned their lives to shit. Because you can't tell people theyve got money in their pocket when they haven't. That rule still applies to Trump. Whether there are free and fair elections by 2028, who knows.

Very sinister.

Ah you were just joking all along.

It was the worst electoral result in the Tory party's history.

Have you seen this Gino D'Acampo business? I'm sure he's said some shocking stuff, but one of the quotes is "If you don't get me a Cornetto, I'll fuck your girlfriend".

Somebody's told Merson that Arsenal haven't got £150m. £60m for a 31 year old ffs.

Blah blah, I'm naive, you're amazed how blind I am etc etc. The usual lecture whenever anyone says anything other than "it's the end of the world as we know it". Funny like cos you agreed that it was impossible to tell people that they were better off than they were when it was the Tories. They demonised "others" as well but it becomes irrelevant when your life is demonstrably getting worse and the government is failing on the basics. But I'm supposed to believe that Trump is somehow different because he has more mechanisms to tell them. Don't agree. We'll see though.

Farage isn't in power and has zero responsibility so can continue to lie without consequence. Trump can't tell people things have never been better when they can't feed their kids.

That's not how it works. People know when they're worse off. It's what did for the Tories here - you can tell people you're gonna make them better off, and get them to vote for you, but it all comes to a crashing halt when reality bites.