Gemmill

Don't you worry about Big Mitch. He's gonna straddle the summer transfer window and ride it like Seabiscuit.

Aye it seems increasingly irrelevant.

I've only heard bits and pieces. Ive always found it mental though, the clip of that country, and there's a fucking war going on, and a self indulgent prick like Adrien Brody wants 6 minutes to tell everyone how tough things have been for him. I remember Tom Hanks at some awards ceremony talking about the cast of Band of Brothers as if they'd actually been in a war.

The US has suspended military aid to Ukraine apparently. Would anyone be that surprised if they were providing aid to Russia a few months from now? I know Rick Wilson of the Liberty Project is convinced that's what's coming next.

I think we should nominate @thebrokendoll to do it. Law of averages says there's got to be some good luck coming his way soon.

If anyone can summon up an Isak red card, it's King Gloom. We should pick our worst thread starter to start a thread for Liverpool's next match, to see if we can break Salah's leg. @Holden McGroindo your worst.

Ah I thought he meant Van Der Ven (he wrote VDV), so thought he was on about v Spurs. Hopefully we submit that incident as evidence.

Kulusevski do you mean? When he broke his beak?

If Isak goes, it'll definitely be for £100m+.

Based on zero evidence.

Oh dear. The bloke is achieving fucking miracles with that squad tbh.

I remember saying BAND as a kid, so that must be how my mam said it or something. Ribbon with a d these days.

Great banter, thanks.

Amorim is some boy.

Correct on both counts. How did you know?

We have blown a good opportunity, but if we have a big summer we'll be in with a much better chance next year. And an even better chance the year after that. We're not a club that can only get to finals once every 30 years anymore.

As positive as I am about what we can do with the remaining league games, if we had a fixture v Liverpool among them, I'd be expecting us to get zero points. It's a huge ask to beat them in the final. Anything can happen in a one off game etc, but we know what usually happens when we play them, and what usually happens when we play in finals, and that's probably what will happen again. I have very little expectation for a positive outcome.

This could all be huge for Starmer too. He'll get more good press across the board tomorrow after this.

The stuff coming out from this summit today sounds positive. "Europe has woken up", according to Donald Tusk.

Call it all off then. All hope is lost. 10th, here we come.

I look at that and think there's plenty points left to be had. We're not suddenly shit, we're just in a bad run. It's not that long ago we won 9 on the spin including some pretty tough away fixtures.

It comes from having an enormous penis and huge biceps.

We're 4 points off 3rd. Loads to play for in the league, and being out of the FA Cup should focus minds. Probably does us a favour in the league.