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Anybody want to submit a request for @Renton's records?

St Maximin posting a screen grab of his weight and body fat over time and pointing out that he was 84kg when he left Newcastle, and is 84kg now. Conveniently missing the fact that the same screen grab shows his fat % when he left Newcastle was around 9%, and is 13.6% now. Mourinho's training sessions not a patch on Eddie's.

It's certainly not gonna do anything for Diego's belief that the game is rigged for Real Madrid.

Well said, Fabio. I don't know about the stuff about him wanting to be the protagonist, but his football is boring as fuck to watch.

Wanker boy Slot reckons Konate should be fit for the final.

New White Lotus is quality.

I mean... It's not quite as billed. It's not like he left him hanging for a handshake or anything.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Man United thing never happens, and isn't just a bit of PR at a time when there's been nothing but bad news about the club. They're £1bn in debt, and they're gonna build a £2bn stadium? More likely that sponsors are making noises about the amount they're paying to a bottom half PL club, and they needed to generate a positive news story.

Dickson's pork shops are the REAL Geordie bakery. Their pasties and mince pies are tremendous.

Case SPECTACULARLY closed.

The only thing worse than a pedant is a WRONG pedant. And the only thing worse than a wrong pedant is TWO wrong pendants.

Wasn't the main Greggs dude a fiddler?

https://www.threads.net/@politicsjoe/post/DHB0ASxI8jh?xmt=AQGzZFHjXkfinbsAo7TwGu0SsWnnvaVUeQzsvjTC23Y3GQ This little cunt should be doing jail time for this. Not getting to sit in front of a committee and spin bullshit responses like it's all a big jape.

Liverpool didn't score last night, if I'm being REALLY pedantic.

He was the only Liverpool player to score a pen.

Update on our scouse friend. He's taken some punishment, but there's plenty left where that came from.

To get your dancing shoes on?

Wouldn't be a cup final thread without this wordsmith.

I finished that run. What a man. What a Voodoo Man.

Watching the highlights there, and that chance Liverpool had where the header hit the inside of the post, ran all the way back across the goal, and was missed by everyone.... That can only have been the work of the Voodoo King of Toontastic. If anybody doubts my bona fides in this area btw, I went to New Orleans in 2003 and visited a voodoo practitioner. Clearly I picked up some skills that have lain dormant for 22 years. They lie dormant no more.

We need to give some serious thought as to whether a parallel Liverpool hex thread is required for the final.

This is their favourite thing to do. They're terrified of getting promoted so they like to self sabotage if they ever get within a sniff of it.

Take it away, R Kelly. The song that is, not another schoolgirl.

Get in the Froggies.

That story about the three women killed by this Kyle Clifford fucking coward is horrendous. I hope he gets absolutely destroyed in prison.