Gemmill

I'd be absolutely delighted to discover that, just as there's an Eddie Howe effect on players that work with him, there's also a reverse Eddie Howe effect when you cease to work with him. I'm sure the wanker will come good, but it's a nice thought.

Good effort!

Now relying on Ange not to be a complete fuckwit this evening. Hopefully he hasn't had enough time to ruin Forest yet.

I don't even know what they're on about here. They're called VIDEO Assistant Referee and on the VIDEO the ball clearly hits his hand. What more conclusive evidence are they hoping for? Just pleased it didn't matter in the end.

Isak dropped for Ekitike next week, I reckon.

AS I WAS SAYING, FUCKFACE!

In the 7th minute of 6 added minutes too. They're gonna need to check the VAR for some way of dosallowing this.

Get in Palace!

Is Cletus injured for Chelsea?

Brighton 3-1 up away at Chelsea. Not as easy as just spending a billion quid, you blue cunts.

He's given the goal. Cancel the league ffs. What is the point?

If they don't disallow this ffs.

1-1.

Isak off for that 16 year old Rio kid. £250m worth of him and Wirtz both subbed off.

Good lads Brighton.

Salah, from an offside position, just booted Szobozlai's goal bound shot over the bar.

If the promoted clubs keep this up, Man United might actually get sucked into a proper relegation battle.

Longstaff just scored to put Leeds 2-1 up v Bournemouth. They were 1 nil down in the first half.

Fucking hell, Palace just hit the inside of the post from outside the box, Allison totally beaten, and it bounces along the 6 yard box to safety. I know people think that Liverpool are somehow blessed from above with luck, but the reality is that this spawniness cannot hold over the long term.

He's got an interesting moral code, the weird homophobe.

Finished Dragon Age Origins. Great stuff. I assume we all took the opportunity to impregnate Morrigan at the end. If you didn't, I don't want to hear from you.

So can I take it nobody knows why there was an extended break in play.

Liverpool look all over the shop at the back. Fucking hell, Allison keeping them in the game here. He's just saved a one on one v Mateta.

Liverpool currently 1 down at Palace and Slot on a yellow. @wykikitoonwhat the fuck has this extended break in play been for? Is someone I'll in the crowd or something?

Fernandes clapping their fans, staring at the ground and wishing he'd taken the Saudi cash in the summer.