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No, no. I got it. Just wanted to add to it. 🤣

Savile to motivate the youngsters. Christ.

...It's about time Pope was excommunicated. Sorry. Have to laugh or I'll cry. Thick twat he is sometimes.

Fucking hell. Sadly not surprised, been coming basically ever since we scored.

Gordon could've killed the game there. Nice to be leading at the break but just feel like these scuffed chances will come back to bite us.

Good job Burn. Now do the same to Greenwood's bollocks.

Send the stupid cunt off for that.

Got to see if we can hook Murphy at half time or change what he's being asked to do. Liability at the moment

Getting caught on the break will get us here like. Nervy at the moment.

What on Earth makes you say that?

Fair play for that, mate. Have yourself an extra 5 pints at full-time if we win.

Earlier prediction someone made was spot on - we've completely switched it up formation wise and caught them off guard. Working brilliant so far, great stuff.

Stick that up your baguettes you frog molesting trolls

That lad giving it large to Burn at the corner, bless him, it's his first time playing with the big boys.

Fuck me I didn't even know Aubameyang was alive. If it's ex Arsenal they wanted, you'd have thought Partey would be more fitting.

Right, let's absolutely fuck these rapist surrender monkey cunts. Nothing too serious like. 🤣

Burn overhead kick in the 95th assisted by Gordon to shut us all up.

That's the thing. The cunts who are from any place or support any club are always going to overshadow the nice, normal people, even though the cunts are usually just a very loud minority. Much easier to make headlines out of shit behaviour as well, of course.

They may have sacked the man, but the ideas remain. And they are still just as shite.

Not seen that personally but sadly not surprised. Every fanbase unfortunately has its idiots. People who go looking for trouble will ultimately find it. It's what they want, leave them to it. I just hope they know what they are getting into and also really hope they were taking the piss! The biggest issue is obviously innocent people, those who are taking the club's advice, just trying to go to the match, and still getting into shit. That should never happen but unfortunately it will. And the French police and UEFA will do fuck all.

We can get in it again next season by winning it this season. Solid plan. I'm up for that.

Had a look at some of the footage of their supporters attacking ours. It really is incredible. For maybe the first time ever, Frenchmen are approaching a scrap by doing something other than waving a white flag and fully retreating at the first sign of trouble. I am glad that this historic moment was caught on camera. If all of our lot turn up in Woltemade tops, maybe they'll revert to genetic knowledge and put their hands up immediately.

Funny how the drop off that started in January(?) was apparently made 100x worse by Slot getting to assemble his "own team" in the summer. Perhaps - and I'm sure this has never happened in the history of PL managers before - he is just a bald fraud who was made to look good by the Dutch league?

No, not the 'best fans in the PL'! There's no way they're so sad, bitter and jealous that they'd want to assault someone or wish death on them fo rsimply following a football club! My experiences with the Mackems I know have unfortunately been very similar. I try and keep well away, nice to see they aren't the outliers among that fanbase. In a way, I pity the whole lot. Their hatred for us means more to them than their own club. They truly are fucking classless scumbags.

This lag will drive me insane, how will I get through my day if I can't mingle amongst the generational philosophers of the Toontastic forum? This is a crime against humanity