SoHelpMeGod

🎶 "How shit must you be? We're winning away!" 🎶 LOL

Fuck is the T. Rex grinning to himself for? Does the dopey cunt think that him letting in two goals mean his team gets them? Thank you, stupid gormless fucker!

No mate I think this is the first time we've played at this ground

GET IN!!! What a fucking start. Get back in position quickly lads, or they'll pick your pockets while you're not looking

A different keeper! That's it, we're winning the league... Oh, nevermind. Burn is playing. Probably at LB. 5-0 loss incoming. Hope I'm doing the "fickle" stuff right. 🤣

Total collapse in the second half of the season for the Mackems? Stop it, you're spoiling me. Yes please.

Same, totally understand. It's taking away the magic of football and the ability to dream. Which is exactly why we should fuck these "rules" off. Infrastructure wise, in terms of the size of the club, we should absolutely be able to aim for regular success under PIF. The fact I'm even able to say that after everything we have been through is amazing - but we can't have it at the moment because we don't want to step on the toes of the self-appointed "elite". Joke isn't it?!

Well said mate. As Mourinho put it, "There are many poets in football, but poets don't win many titles". I don't want to be 'liked', getting pats on the head from other clubs and their managers because we are playing nice and letting the Sky 6 fuck us over, I want them to absolutely hate us because we are winning cups and titles, signing the best players and outshining their teams in every way. Abiding by the rules will only ensure that we get stuck where we are. Give Eddie Howe the money that Pep has had, and I am sure he'd win a similar number of honours.

Lovely thing you've done there, mate. Top man. As someone who struggles with loneliness and depression at the best of times, let me just say that you've made such a difference there. Things like that do far more than you could ever know. Enjoy your relax, you deserve it!

Reform lol. Farage is an arsonist who flogs fire insurance. So ironic that the party who love to scream about being "Britain first" would be the first in line to bend over and sell us out to Putin. Cunt stands there with a pint and England top on and has people eating out of the palm of his hand. Wish they'd wake up. It's a dirty fight out there. Other parties need to start putting dirt in some eyes.

At the very least, our current owners have made all of our dreams of winning the league a genuine possibility, even if it is a very small one right now. I would like to think that we will do it one day. I would also like to think that Eddie will be the manager who takes us there. Pure fairytale stuff, but it's nice to dream. As for FFP / PSR / whatever the fuck - I really hate the "rules" and the way they work. If there was a way to bend the rules, win some trophies and not be punished, docked points etc, I'd absolutely want the club to do it. Appreciate that others would rather play by the book or be cautious, totally understand. But for me, we've waited so long for any success, we've finally had some, and I want us to keep having it. The cup final this year was one of the best days of my life and I'm sure you can all say the same. Spend the money, win the trophies, bring in some superstars to play in black and white. We'd all love that. Doesn't matter what anyone else says about us anyway. Life's too short.

Would love Europa as well. It's still Europe, different flavour, and I think we'd actually look to go and win it. I'm not worried at all about this season at the moment. We'll turn it all around and probably finish 5th - 7th. Hopefully, the turnaround starts properly tomorrow. Maybe we'll have another stab at the League Cup as well. It's a lovely feeling, having a manager who allows me to believe that any bad spells can be navigated. Easier to see them for what they really are.

And that's in the fucking "better" areas! Middle-aged and riddled with dementia by 16 that lot.

Fucking hell. Puts it all into perspective in terms of Eddie and what he's doing. When it's written down it looks like a nearly impossible job, and yet we are still doing very well in Europe, we're in a quarter-final... There is no other manager out there who I'd want to guide us through our current situation.

Typical scum shitbags. "Doesn't matter what I did, just lost control of myself". Adam Johnson probably gave the same excuse.

Great way for the boardroom level people to shift attention away from themselves unfortunately. It's too easy

The rat in a newly leaked unreleased promo shot for Liverpool's social media.

"It's for one!" Who and what is 'it' for? Does he mean their goal being open 'for' 'one' of the PSV players every 3 minutes? 🤣

This, already arguably the best thread on this forum, is going to get 10x better when they bin off Uncle Fester and hire some clueless cunt like Fat Ange. Can you imagine it? I'll get the popcorn ready lads.

He's got to be pragmatic, and I believe he is trying to do that. We can't be in fifth gear every game, or we will end up as fucked as a Bielsa side. We have struggled with injuries a fair bit as it is. It's frustrating, very, but let's give it some more time. He has led us out of bad spells before and he can take us even further. Eddie is the man for the job and I think we'll be absolutely fine this season. Everton game will tell us a lot, mind.

Fighting on too many fronts. As obvious as that sounds. We are going to need far more squad depth to keep up at this level. Eddie has not been perfect, but he's working with what he has and rotating the squad, and our rotation options don't even exist in some positions. Lots of work to do but it was clear to me from early on that we were going to struggle last night.

Didn't see the proud nation of Liverpool in any qualifiers? Must be a mistake, they're Scouse not English, as well as being rats not human.

At the moment, he reeks of being an Adama Traore type, but he hasn't even got the strength as an asset. Really hope he can find some form to justify his price tag.

Dropping Pope can be a start. Build from the back. We are lacking all over, yes, so let's just address what we can address in the short term. Not the worst performance overall but exposed a lot of our issues. Back to the league again now and a chance to keep climbing on the domestic front. Strangely not feeling too awful about tonight. Hope all of our lot get home safe and sound without any more incidents.

Not over yet at all. But we were potentially fucked if he rested certain players and potentially fucked if he didn't. He did - and what do you know - we look fucked. Few of the lads miles off it tonight and not playing in ideal roles either. The price of squad rotation. Really shows what we need to add.