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Everything posted by sammynb
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Erdinger, I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Erdinger but it is almost impossible to buy here. The black erdinger is yum.
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Should know shelia has to be the stupidist term for a person of the fairer sex and should learn to call them babes, chicks, hoes or dirty cock sucking cum sluts but sheila is not acceptable.
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As the basis for much of the LSD produced in the 60s and 70s, it was the chosen refreshment/inspiration of many a prog rock band.
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Is in Leeds! You poor bastid.
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In this day and age of brazilians against bush, it is an issue for all sexs alike and following up Jimbo's shaving it to make it look bigger comment in the plastic surgery thread, what do you prefer on the person you're playing with? Big bad and bushy? Neatly trimmed somewhere between a number 4 comb on a set of clippers and your averages skin's hair cut? A landing strip so you know where to aim at? Bald and smooth (there is enough to distract me without hair getting in the way)?
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Wayne Shorter - juju
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Can talk!
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Knows I have tasted and enjoyed Miss Understood and she is all the better for it.
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Feels miss understood.
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Being the operative word.
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I see Andy Griffin scored! Bloody Souness selling all our strikers! If only we had enough cents not to sell Andy G!
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Is wimmer than most when out on a wobble!
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Likes to think of themself as a wimmer!
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Like khay and the fish is please I am back and in a much better mood, although the tape drive jammed again.
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Up to now, all I could think about this morning was the cricket!! 10949[/snapback] Nowt spesh, I'd chuck her back in! She has a faint look of Gemmill in fact. Smaller chebs like, obviously! 10975[/snapback] You're telling me Gemmill looks like her???????????? Well I can see Gemmill's popularity just went through the roof. No more arguing about the merits of Souness!
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Once a long time ago when first moved into the world as a sexual being was so over joyed to have lost his virginity that he spritely made his way to his father's local and upon arriving declared to his papa that he was no longer a virgin. Shocked but well pleased young khay had became a man, papa invited him for a drink. "Sit down my son and drink with me now you are a man" said papa. To which a proud as punch khay replied, "I'd love to my father but my bum is to sore!" (Besides getting over this very average day, as director of men's football for my club I have to go watch various teams who made their grand final plus the kids I coach are having a training run as they have a week off until their grand final. Also in there I might go out for dinner tonight and tomorrow night, get drunk and try and get over the flu which is falling upon me. That answer your question?)
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Is wrong, she's gone home.
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Has no chance of getting a neck rub or a full body massage from either I or his girlfriend today.
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Knows no matter how much he flirts with me, I'm not performing any job on him that his girlfriend might! Freak.
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Knows I'm having an absolute shocking fucking day involving a tape back-up system that keeps jamming, a gorgeous girl that keeps flirting with me, fucking advertising agencies and clients all rolled into one and I'm not happy about being associated with a faint white figure (that) paints his sleep, whispering to him about a lost childhood in the depths of the Amazonian jungle. Is possibly going to get his arse kicked!
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What is it with famous women and little boys? Someone more user friendly
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Wishes he was in MI5 but is only a member of the local gimps are us secret society.
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Is having trouble getting the photos developed and printed.