sammynb

elbow - cast of thousands brmc - howl Reminds me of Darklands by jmc when they lost their noise.

Real first name: steven (I know, I know!) Nickname: sammy Age: 37 Occupation: producer/editor Location: sydney, just down the road from newcastle. Language(s) spoken? english and enough french to order rabbit for dinner. Avatart - why? none Previous avatarts? me, nicky butt traitor and souness fucking nufc Tell us when you first joined the boards? not that long ago, august Board highlights? mkaing the gold section with jesus wept and pubes or no pubes threads Board lowlights? the constant Bellmay arguments, he's gone let's let go people. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? travelling Pets? nope I play a bit like.... gazza, in his later years. great passing and vision but to lazy to chase 20 year olds the length of the pitch. Football heroes? pedro, rob lee, nobby solano, johnny warren and waddle. Football villains? savage, wise, cole (for his lack of repect after he left) and I fuckin hate roy keane. Best advice given? Never had any advice from Shay. Ideal partner? Unfortunately she left me. Ideal dinner date? See above. Ideal meal? Depends but usually involves various meats. Can you cook? Dam straight Current wheels? Two, a highly modified 1986 Subaru Rx Turbo that I'm building for competition and a 1973 Holden HQ Premier that I'm driving until the other is finished and then it will be restored. Biggest influence? Jen my mother, strongest person I've ever meet. My arse of a father for everything I will never be. TV programmes? Football. Law and Order. Good British drama. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish, grilled. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Lamb pancakes, crispy skin chicken, cha sui buns. Not big on indian food. Favourite tunes? swervedriver, jesus and mary chain, my bloody valentine, I seem to have a genre don't I? Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? They're both a bit Sam Fox aren't they. Can I have Aria Giovanni if I have to choose a large breasted woman? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? As actors they are both ok, as people neither. Favourite film? Blade Runner If I won a million pounds.... make my first feature film. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Didn't drink until I was 19 as I played football seriously, probably vodka. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yes and ended up at a catholic school because of it. Favourite insult? Don't have one in particular but I think a witty retort is far greater than a simple fuck you. Not a lot of people know that...... I'm covered in tattooes. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $600 on french lingerie for my ex. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 shoes but 5 pairs of football boots. I'm obsessed with..... football in rugby/cricket/aerial ping pong playing country. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... alive, creating something to make an audience think and question their beliefs and sober

really wants to tar and feather the fish and then touch him in that special way.

should be so kind as to make others think I'm special

Knows to much about me if they can recognise my poo!

Just made me smile

Knows that is meenzer not the fish

Has had a turn for the worse.

Is a weightest and hair bigot!

Wants to look upon the world through the one eye of his trouser snake.

Idlewild - warning promises

When she releases the clasp on that top (corset?) it looks like Lucy is going to take someone's eye out with those breasts!

Doesn't read Dr Gloom

So what Blondie was crap?

Really should get over having an obsession about people's members.

Used me as an example whilst lecturing sima on how the fpa thread works but eventually suffered at the hand (or should I say typing fingers) of the same person's incomprehsion.

That picture is fake tbh. 25106[/snapback] What its not the real Olsens?

Is still here

He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well in Nobby.

Should know I have and I still don't understand their sigur ros aversion.

Well with Shearer & Owen both in the starting 11 that is the only shape that is going to work!

That's not entirely true now is it. If you recall the start of the 2001/02 season he was absolute dross and many were complaining about him. That said, I'd still love to see him back! 24057[/snapback] That was all down to SBR nothing more inspiring then knowing you're the first player to be subbed/blamed/benched.

Now understands why I don't rate jesus wept as a come back

Has been called a "lanky tall git" on a number of occasions.

Obviously has missed my forked tongue and quick wit