sammynb

Swap him for Benni McCarthy

Mr Horse. "No sir I don't like it!"

didn't comment on his preferred pitch's condition.

Fucking hell, another plastic, fair weather toon fan! Just watch I bet when the team stops winning or "clive's" favourite player Ameobi who he follows to every club he's every played for, leaves us!

supergrass - supergrass

What was it that Chodo boy said in Orgazmo (the movie by South Park's Trey Parker): "Hey Orgazmo, if you shave it it looks bigger!" Maybe that can fix both your plastic surgery concerns Jimbo! 12699[/snapback] Already tried that ! 12818[/snapback] Here was I thinking what have I done, no-one has an opinion on this, come back to the board in the morning and all inhibitions are lost. Jimbo you are correct it was someone else that said they shaved to make it look bigger but you are guilty of: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...indpost&p=12818 Back to the topic at hand, I've always been a fan of the smooth and bald friend, previously shaved but now freshly waxed versions. There is nothing like it when you get to spend hours exercising one's tongue. I don't even mind the stubble look but there is nothing worse than a gorgeous, tasty girl choking you to death as her legs tighten around your head, forcing your face into the hairy, convusing monster! As for all your razor fearing guys, try a set of clippers that way you can look like you care but you don't have to worry about drawing blood!

Has got me thinking about getting out of work and off to meet up with a similar type girl.

Should know I was tempted to punch the scottish fool but punched fuck out of the biggest idiot from my country and there are many, Warnie the wanker. Thanks fish.

Erdinger, I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Erdinger but it is almost impossible to buy here. The black erdinger is yum.

Should know shelia has to be the stupidist term for a person of the fairer sex and should learn to call them babes, chicks, hoes or dirty cock sucking cum sluts but sheila is not acceptable.

As the basis for much of the LSD produced in the 60s and 70s, it was the chosen refreshment/inspiration of many a prog rock band.

All those cones in their younger years must of helped the flautist

Is in Leeds! You poor bastid.

They don't count as prog rock, their just shite! Hey do you know any hawkwind or merrilyn? 13492[/snapback] They're class live mate, still put on a proper show and they're better than most of the shite mentioned in this thread (apart from Led Zep - who aren't prog rock either). 13495[/snapback] You're right, things like stoner rock have fallen into the prog rock category because the music industry basically divides music into songs that are 4 minutes and under = pop, 5 minutes and over = prog rock (generalisation but you know what I mean.) Back to Hawkwind, I don't doubt they were good live. But just like Zeppelin, who undoubtly were great musicians, not something that appeals.

They don't count as prog rock, their just shite! Hey do you know any hawkwind or merrilyn?

It a great big blank white page but cheap shots don't fix it or win friends. SLP both boards are great in their own way! 13481[/snapback] Jesus wept. 13483[/snapback] Don't you just hate that when he does? sort of says it all about the great divide.

It a great big blank white page but cheap shots don't fix it or win friends. SLP both boards are great in their own way!

Chebs anyone?

Just like our current waste of space Sourness, totally mismanaging the sale of players for peanuts. 13473[/snapback] Actually you have to wonder about the mentality of the fat controller as well. Both SBR and the scottish thug have let the fat man know who they want shot of and they have either disappeared for a fraction of what the cost/were worth or they have quietly slipped them out the back door never to be seen/heard again. The current situation with Viana worries me because it has the hallmarks of Gavilan and Bassedas. Both players that cost Newcastle considerable amounts and yet they left as free releases.

SBR did so many great things in his time at Newcastle but the sale of Nobby to villa was criminal, not just because of the peanuts he went for but because he still had so much to offer the team. It annoys the hell out of me when people say he was past his peak because he wasn't playing well but it was obvious it was more the fact that he knew he would be substituted somewhere between the 68-80 minute mark regardless of how he was playing and the way SBR carried on about him in the press was wrong.

In this day and age of brazilians against bush, it is an issue for all sexs alike and following up Jimbo's shaving it to make it look bigger comment in the plastic surgery thread, what do you prefer on the person you're playing with? Big bad and bushy? Neatly trimmed somewhere between a number 4 comb on a set of clippers and your averages skin's hair cut? A landing strip so you know where to aim at? Bald and smooth (there is enough to distract me without hair getting in the way)?

And people love to argue that "professional" managers decisions shouldn't be questioned because it's their job! I know what my boss gets paid to do and let me tell you he's a clueless bugger some days also.

Jorman on a sunbed is like backpackers on Bondi, just 3rd degree burns waiting to happen! To many people in socks and sandals for my liking. Oh and soopa fans, fuck off, you guys get it easy, you get to go to SJP, you get to talk to your mates about your team all the time, your local probably shows football on the telly and you don't get charged an extra 15 quid fucking postage if you want to buy a jersey (and even then it takes 28 days to get to you!) You ain't so soopa!

Wayne Shorter - juju

Bummer. Hope it is an easy sort for you.