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Everything posted by WashyMag

  1. Unfunny fucking moronic, crater faced, alcoholic fucking prick.
  2. James Milner

    Seems he has special crossing boots that he wears just for Europe. Should wear them more often.
  3. Britney's sex tape

    Ah 99' was a very good year! Anyway ... doesnt seem to be on puretna yet, only a matter of time though I guess if it's out there. Looks like the lass from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
  4. Newcastle United v Celta Vigo

    How many? Can't imagine it being very high.
  5. Newcastle United v Celta Vigo

    Better than any of Emre's wank corners this season.
  6. And of course, you always look interested in your job, haven't you? Face it, Luque has been treated poorly, he's been hammered by the Ronnie Gill and the shoe-wavers believe in it.
  7. Due to lack of games and fucking piss-poor management by Roeder.
  8. Bridge signs new Chelsea contract

    Edit: that smilie was if you were joking or not... Aye, I was joking.
  9. We'll stick with our other under-performing strikers then who have worked tremendously hard to get us into 17th place then.
  10. Shepherd

    The root of all problems in a lot of fans' eyes. He's only been a major factor in my opinion in our fall from grace over the two years or so, hopefully he'll have already reached the pinnacle of fuck ups by appointing Souness and from now on in we'll see Freddy become the most insightful and highly acclaimed chairman in the country, I somehow doubt it though. What however he is most definitely not responsible for is the woeful, spineless capitulations by the team on the pitch during the many opportunities to lift a trophy we've had during his time at the helm of the club. How anybody can lay the blame for this on him is beyond my comprehension. Perhaps the fans who call for him out should elaborate as to why Shepherd as the devil personified in this respect? Having said that, he should be well and truly now in last chance saloon if there's any justice in the world. Indications appear to be he'll blow it. I hope there's enough of our support with the commonsense to recognise this and that if roeder fails he wont be the man who is turned upon.
  11. Or perhaps we should play him in the following 4/5 games and see what he is really capable of? His value can't plummet much more, Roeders handling is straight from the Souness guide to financial suicide. We have no fit strikers apart from Martins, and a kid on loan from Man U who's away back in 4 weeks. Common sense says give the kid a run, he at least knows where the goal is and by not leaving him languishing in the reserves, we might just boost his price up a bit if we flog him on in January. As it stands, he has minimal resale value.
  12. Bridge signs new Chelsea contract

    Washington is a fucking dump, mind.
  13. Bridge signs new Chelsea contract

    Thankfully we have Bernard. For now.
  14. Newcastle United v Celta Vigo

    Prefer River Island.
  15. Newcastle United v Celta Vigo

    confidence, needs a run in the side. Agree. Hope he makes the left wing spot his own and shows Roeder what he can do. Although I suspect Roeder will tinker and play Milner left with Solano right in one or two games.
  16. Newcastle United v Celta Vigo

    N'Zogbia is having a 'mare.
  17. Newcastle United v Celta Vigo

    cobblers mate. two decent crosses, everything else he has TOTALLY fucked up. Looks like the team are trying to give him the ball as much as possible which is great to see but he keeps giving it away or trying the absurd. Low on confidence is the reason why. Play him in the next few games and it may up his price come January if Roeder is still prepared to let him go; which I suspect he will.
  18. Knocked Back for Huntelaar

    His game looks more suited to Italy & Spain than here, he's a slight frame.
  19. Patrick Kisnorbo and Maloney

    I'd be chuffed with Maloney.
  20. Newcastle United v Celta Vigo

    Luque is looking lively. Putting some decent balls in, if we had 2 strikers in the box I'm sure the crosses would be used to more worthwhile effect.

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