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Lazarus

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  1. Ray winstone seems alright to me - though hes been typecast for far too long.
  2. About 6 foot 1 in height and i weigh around 15 stone. I carry it well though.
  3. Rob - i think its time you trained up another croc handler like you did with steve irwin.....
  4. I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Cadbury World is there as well which probably doesn't help. Your mate could probably have got a job as an oompah loompah. He could be an umpa lumpa in theory, but the reason he couldn't is because he needed this machine and a mask that made him look like Darth Vadar on his head for 12 hours a day, to keep him breathing. He was so fat he needed help breathing. He's not my friend neither he's someone I know that tells everyone he's lost 9 stone with pride but neglects to mention he had his stomach stapled which means it was inevitable anyway. The heaviest I've ever been is 16 and a half stone, my weight goes up and down regularly between 13 and 16 stone, I was actually depressed at my weight when I was 16 and a half and I'm tall, so fuck knows how people who are 30 odd stone must feel. At 30 odd stone the strain on your heart must be pretty close to killing you. That's some weight to get to without remedying the problem. I tend to be anywhere between 14.5 and just over 15. Tall as well like, so it's well hidden............... Notice how Gemmill ALWAYS mentions his height after telling us how much he weighs
  5. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6289489.stm Well scary
  6. http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
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    WMV to DVD

    I don't mind downloading owt. Just as long as it's recommended and not full of evil little sprites who'll chew on the wirews in my PC box. Cheers. Not really sure what it is your after tbh.... but - my torrent client lets you scan run a program after each download - so for example i could run an avg scan on the smut i download. avg also protects your system in 'realtime' ie - its always monitoring things.
  8. i think you got banned for posting a pic of a minger tbh.
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    My mate

    OH NO IT ISN'T I clip mine onto me belt or such hence no chance of " dangling" If it dangled in one of your garlic nan and Jack Daniel shites, it would dissolve tbh. cheeky twat Dunno how her arse doesnt dissolve before she gets to the bog tbh.
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    My mate

    She works at the cobalt for jobcentreplus. Gave her the url so she might be on later.....
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    My mate

    its a thing that looks like a credit card that dss staff use to access their pc's.
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    My mate

    Had a email conversation with a mate this morning - heres what she said: My reply Hers Mine Hers
  13. Might be a bit difficult with a mobile phone up your arse......
  14. If you like your westerns 2J try 'Open Range'. Stunning audio track.
  15. It would appear this car has a previous owner - usedcartastic http://www.rac.co.uk/web/vehiclechecks/dvla_lookup/
  16. Moore is too slow. He is also gone in the summer.
  17. i'm looking to buy a preamp for my home cinema - if anyone sees one, let me know.
  18. RB - Solano CB - Taylor CB - Moore LB - Babayaro
  19. So that's it then. Fatty says we're buying nobody in the window. that was my interpretation of the statement too
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