Lazarus

http://www.funny-games.biz/twistedniples.html

What a load of bollocks. i thought the dutch were tolerant.

Borat on David Letterman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2QMynKNDYo...ted&search=

Heres Borat on the daily show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhiqGX9zZw really funny when the host tells borat he's a jew

1) why would a top player even bother coming to the toon. i'm convinced a lot of our summer transfer targets simply didnt want to come here. 2) i reckon the toons definition of a top player and my definition are slightly different.

Rubbish, I'm one of Garrincha's biggest fans, he may have been more unpredictable than Pele but Pele dominated the game for many a year, Garrincha was at his best for about 4 years whereas Pele about treble that, Pele's by far the best all round player of all time, either foot, heading, whatever, Pele had it all, where players like Garrincha and Maradona where both one footed. Garrincha had wonky legs though

Pele wasnt fit to lace up garrinchas boots tbh.

Meenzer officially starts the Borat backlash

Jay Leno keeps giggling Martha Stewart is the next guest and they have to make a bed together Borat ends up with his trousers and his pants off in the bed.

Aye mate used the fox of fire, it's the actually torrent file mate not the downloaded file. Proper cluttering up me fucking desktop. ok - so when you click on the torrent file you should get a little window that opens and gives you the option of either opening the torrent file with your client or downloading the torrent file to a specified location. it sounds like the firefox download manager is automatically doing the latter to me.

need a bit more info - do you use firefox? is it the actual torrent file that saves to your desktop or the actual file that youve downloaded?

am pretty sure theres a pic on the inside of one of tori amos' albums that shows her breast feeding a piglet.

great result - well done the lads.

Anyone read the new Popbitch

Anything more than a watch on a bloke is well dodgy imo.

Tonsils like a plasterers radio ?

Isnt that whay were hoping for via a takeover

http://www.tribalfootball.com/article.php?id=18305 £600 million over 6 years - fecking hell!

as has already been said, you slip into a couple of black socks and it's only a little bit later that one sock isn't black, but really dark blue. what you need is some Catholic priest Socks... only truly black socks in the world.

Anal twat? Kinky tbh. Female platypus. That's an obscure one for the naturalists tbh. I think we can thank the coming together of a randy mallard and a tart of an otter for that one! Bill Oddie tastic!

the whole thing with neighbours trying to outdo each other with ever more elaborate decorations stuck to the roof (the fecking roof!) is very sad if you ask me.

its not as easy as it sounds! for example - all black socks look very similar first thing in the morning and its only when you get to work you realise that youve got odd socks on

Someone needs to photoshopp a big ginger mullet or something on that pic