Lazarus

Episode 1 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00np25k Episode 2 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00ntgb5 Episode 3 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00ny3mx

Go on then

anyone heard owt? Congrats if true

Shut up you benders

bollocks. its propaganda from the music and film industry.

Speaking of lamb....

Clare Nasir Holly Willoughby

yup

for the umpteenth time - there all from facebook. there are lots of public profiles

Some random i found on facebook. you should see her other non studio pictures - shes very average.

A man goes to the hospital to visit his wife and see his new born baby for the first time. After spending a few minutes with his wife the nurse leads him to a room where his baby is in a cot. The nurse lifts the baby from the cot and - as she does so - the infant slips from her hands, smacking its head hard on the floor. The nurse picks the child up by its leg, swings it round and round her head furiously before letting go. Its sails across the room, smashes its head into a brick wall before collapsing in a heap on the floor. 'Stop' cries the man, horrified. 'You're killing my baby!' 'Haha, April Fools' replies the nurse. 'It was still born.'

obafemi martins from germany has signed it

NUSC surely has to speak up now

If he keeps coming out with these wacky pronouncements on the future of the game he'll end up as uefa president if he's nor careful.