Invicta_Toon

why change a winning side? [/freddy to glenn]

Where do you think they're going to put the needed 500,000 houses? Ashford and Kent Thameside categorically not countryside

now do you use some kind of fruit based conditioner on that ginger napper?

update 2: just dodged a parking ticket day is officially 'normal'

Ask them they posted in this very thread (and who said no American's knew anything about football? No one but you, but equally it is NOT a particularly well followed sport in the USA and as has been repeatly said their main league is still weak). Although in fairness they wouldn't have to know much to know infinately more than you however... tbh I think I can see why you lust for Beckham so much, it's not imaging his thighs around you that makes your little heart beat faster (or at least not just), it's clearly his "towering intellect" that leaves you swooning as well. that's twice you've preferred to go off into some homo-erotic fantasy rather than provide a decent reply I always knew this place was a bit quiet, I just didn't know it was that kind of forum It's not my fault if you keep bringing such things up , I was just talking about Beckham and his decisions re: football vs. money, you were the one wittering on about feelings for Beckham . And I don't think you've provided ONE decent reply, you've mostly just ignored the vast majority of the post proving you utterly wrong (repeatedly) and instead provided some trite 1 line reply on some obscure tangent. I dunno maybe they should provide a forum for you to cyber with your Beckham fantasies? hmmm, [not thinking he deserves the stick for moving = homoerotic fantasies about his thighs][/Fop]?? aye your right, you're the one with the decent posts around here

we don't need no fancy dan prima donnas at wor club thank you very much get him sold!!!!1111

they do seem to think you're a fat bastard on here, but even that's huge gems thread update: day getting better, been issued with me lego

well for one, the bit in bold probably explains the word used, but i don't see what the problem with what he said is but then again you do like France though don't you Robsster

Me Dad was just about to have a go at Martins for having a ridiculous shot when it flew in. Tre-fucking-mendous. Mind I thought he had been very average up until that point - shit movement, and lots of whining (although Milner deserved some of the grief he was getting tbf). Basically got the MOM award for that shot. Butt should have won it imo. Even Renton's decided to forgive him ffs. He did nowt, apart from scoring a screamer and setting up the winner. Remind you of anyone? That lazy French cocknose? Martins' "doing nowt" is not through a lack of effort though, he's just never been taught proper movement. Whether he'll learn it with our coaches is anyone's guess. I realise you weren't saying he was lazy btw. At least I think you weren't. I read that as Bellamy tbh

Ask them they posted in this very thread (and who said no American's knew anything about football? No one but you, but equally it is NOT a particularly well followed sport in the USA and as has been repeatly said their main league is still weak). Although in fairness they wouldn't have to know much to know infinately more than you however... tbh I think I can see why you lust for Beckham so much, it's not imaging his thighs around you that makes your little heart beat faster (or at least not just), it's clearly his "towering intellect" that leaves you swooning as well. that's twice you've preferred to go off into some homo-erotic fantasy rather than provide a decent reply I always knew this place was a bit quiet, I just didn't know it was that kind of forum

what's he supposed to have said?

the peacefull nigthtime scenes down the estates, the unemployment, gerrard depardeui

we should sue him for being a liability tbh

Read up people in the USA say that's it's Championship standard at best. do they have a clue about football or not?? make your mind up daft lad

anyone got a link to it? can't quite recall it in my drunken haze

we have the 2 best keepers in da world fact

1. fire alarm in the biggest building ever built 2. fried egg roll yolk explosion down jeans 3. due for a meeting in said building right now

must have stayed with a mate

let the little workie ticket go FFS 'never get another club as good as here'

aye exactly how everyone wanted to give roeder a season too....

Oh aye, they're are missing Jenas and King though I honestly saw a post somewhere on ggchat: 'we absolutely must get Jenas bask ASAP'

they completely ignore the fact it was a home game for them, and we battered them up here

http://cbs.sportsline.com/columns/story/9930452 We don't have bloody hooligans, but we're nobody's punchline Jan. 14, 2007 By Gregg Doyel CBS SportsLine.com National Columnist Tell Gregg your opinion! They're laughing at us in England. Right now, this very second, they're sniggering at you. And at me. At all of us here in the United States. If they were laughing at something unimportant like our clothes or our cars or our president, I could handle it. But they've gone too far. They're laughing at our sports. They're not just taking shots at soccer, they're taking shots at the U.S. (Getty Images) Specifically they're laughing at American soccer, getting a jolly good kick out of former English captain David Beckham's decision to leave Europe for the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer. One television personality in England noted that Beckham was headed to the "soccer backwaters of the United States," as if our best players wash up from the primordial ooze with tails still attached to their arses. Another said Beckham's $250 million move means "he has effectively admitted his serious career is finished." I could go on and on, because England's fascination with Beckham is like heroin or pornography, but I'm going to leave you with this gem. This doesn't come from a message board or a fan site. This comes from a columnist at the London Times, which until this very second I considered to be a real newspaper. Here's what the bloke wrote, using that cutting-edge journalism technique known as an "open letter" to Beckham, written from the perspective of Beckham's new boss at the Galaxy: "The (Galaxy) has certainly come a long way under the gritty direction of coach Buzz Crumbleapple IV and many of our outfield players now show almost no inclination to catch the ball whatsoever. Trading Buster Stinkenberger from the Cincinatti Hooters last October sent a clear message to the world about the seriousness and depth of our intentions." Forget that the typist, Giles Smith, doesn't know how to find the correct spelling of Cincinnati. Check the message. When it comes to soccer, we in America are buffoons. You don't have to like American soccer, or soccer at all, to get just a little bit pissed off here. This is America they're talking about. Your country. Mine. Most of the time I'm one heartless SOB, so removed from rooting that it doesn't dawn on me, as I'm writing about the Florida Gators as they win the NCAA football or men's basketball national championship, that I'm watching my alma mater. That was just college. But this is life. Our life. And they're laughing at it in England, where a recidivist scumbag like rocker Pete Doherty is the closest thing they have to an international icon, and where the nation's one-dimensional sports machine has produced just one World Cup title, way back in 1966, when the tournament was held in England. So what if England created soccer? Much of Europe and South America now beats the Brits at it. So does the United States, on occasion. Remember the 1994 World Cup, when America beat Colombia, tied Switzerland and scared the crap out of Brazil? England doesn't. It didn't make it to the 1994 World Cup. At the 2002 World Cup we matched England by reaching the quarterfinals. Soccer in North America isn't what it is in South America, granted. But the "backwaters?" Not since 1986, the last time the USA failed to qualify for the World Cup. That was more than 20 years ago. How long is 20 years? Twenty years ago, Prince Charles was considered handsome.

I had a bizzare day yesterday. Started off watching the Hearts Celtic game (the first return of Pressley to Tynecastle ) with my flatmate, a dyed in the wool Celt, so going down 2-1 from 1-0 up I was not in the best of moods for the Toon game. I was infact quite pissed already. But of course then had the joy of the 2 goals in 90 seconds reverse, quietly watching at the back of the pub while my flatmate's ex (a fucking Essex boy twat) wearing his Spurs top (in Edinburgh FFS) went absolutely spare in front of the screen. Too funny tbh

5 spies with the ear of the president can do more than 150,000 troops. Surely you brain can work that out