Invicta_Toon

roast chicken and roast potatoes

I reckon a decent speaker current to the gums of a cat could stop its heart and it is best to replace the whole thing, you're sound will be dodge from now on

If he can't afford to feed himself how can he afford to keep two dogs? there's always the RSPCA'ers who won't pay the begger but come along with some dog biscuits

has no one seen the new breed? certainly up here anyway.. has a cardboard information point: 'homeless and desperate' 'I don't drink' 'I don't smoke' 'I don't do drugs' 'I am available for work'

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie So you think it's OK to use this place as a platform to air your grievances for something that has got absolutely nothing to do with us? If this is honestly the only way you can contact the admins from n-o (although I suspect emailing admin@newcastle-online.com might work!) then do it via PM. Propaganda against other sites simply because they've banned you will not be tolerated. what you on about propoganda FFS? if you read the whole thread, you'll realise I did try a few methods that I knew of to get hold of them. I also emailed what I believed was the admin email with no response (they're a bit busy at present, see first post) believe it or not, posting on here is a very effective way of getting their attention. I don't get your mentality of seeing this as a complete separate entity to N-O like this is some completely different universe, they are both simply toon message boards FFS. Lot to learn about the village pub that is this board Vic. *door opens* locals: newcomer: that the sort of thing you mean parks?

You want to try being on between midnight and 7am live chebcam? Not until you've gone to bed baby, The Vicmeister never sleeps

Not the worst thing done to me by far. After my car accident I was in a German hospital where they constantly took my temperature the alternative way. I thought this was just routine until I said something at the british military hospital and all the nurses laughed at me. Said something like "When am I gonna get the thermometer up the arse treatment??? In the mouth? It wasn't like this in Germany, let me tell you!" Sounds like that was blatantly a bit of revenge for the war by the Germans. Rectal temperature is the most accurate, although you'd rarely require that amount of precision. But different countries are different culturally. The French, for instance, take a hell of a lot of their drugs by suppository. Which reminds me of when I had broken my leg and was in a hospital in Austria. The nurse (who was hellishly sexy for a 14 year old) gave me a suppository which I tried to eat. After snatching it out my hand, we realised we had an unsurpassable communication barrier. At which point, she rolled me over on my stomach and forcefully stuck it where the sun doesn't shine. hence the username

see topic title - obviously a discussion of jon's errr... abilities

what are you on about? Looks perfectly usable to me:

You want to try being on between midnight and 7am live chebcam?

Wullie>>> <<<Invicta v funny

if you wan't something doing well....

:razz: Like Dave, I can only apologise for inflicting some of these planks on you of late. stop apologising you daft tart it's their own fault, it's not like they can't just pop over and see what the fucker was like, plus there were plenty of 'respected ' regular users of both sites predicting exactly what happened, that was even without Verlaine being here (where is that emo tit anyway?)

I've already had a look at this http://z7.invisionfree.com/toonchat/index.php?act=idx And even the jokes from the viagraselling bots are better than Shinton's tbh... see even back then HTT was breaking computers

Its possible to have mates who arent Newcastle supporters.. I have lots of mates who aren;'t toon fans, particularly Celtic fans, but I don't go arselicking, club, support, chatters, and players on their message boards you odious tool, and indeed use their MB's more than toon ones. What a tedious cunt you are, fuck off. Who the fuck are you, you fucking ridiculous nobhead? and so it begins

just choosing my project, came across this gem: Flexible Strategy Computer Player for Texas Hold’em Poker Principal goal of the project: To construct an automated Poker Player that captures poker playing strategies explicitly. This player is aware of those strategies available to it and is also aware of other player’s strategies at run time, so can change its strategies accordingly at run time. Description of the project: Poker playing has recently become very popular in the real life. It is also a game that can be suitably modelled and played using AI techniques. Automating game players using AI techniques is not new. However, traditional AI techniques have concentrated on board games, such as chess, checkers, Othello, backgammon and go, and have done very well. In such games, except future steps of the opponent, all information is available on the board and open to all participants, this is called perfect information game. A poker game, however, is very different, as only partial information is available, i.e. each player only knows their own hands and cards available on the table – they do not know their opponent’s cards. This is called an imperfect information game that it requires the players to cope with uncertainty, taking risk and deploy meaningful strategies. Representational works in this area are from Koller and Pfeffer [1] and Billings, etc [2]. The computational states for a complete game-theoretic solution for a full-scale 2-player Texas Hold'em poker game is quintillion (i.e. 10 to the 18th power). It is therefore important to apply representational techniques and computational strategies to cut down search space and seek near-optimal solutions. The goal of this project is to study reference [1] and implement a (simplier) system based on similar principles that is suitable for a 2-player Texas Hold’em poker game. This project develops a knowledge representational language that captures the essence of a Texas Hold’em poker game that is developed on top of a previous project [6]. In addition, it captures game-playing strategies using explicit rules and implement them in a system. It is also important to log and analyse opponent’s behaviours and thus produce justifiable betting strategies in the game at run time. This system will be analysed and evaluated regarding its performance by human as well as specifically designed computer players to test its targeted behaviours.

unless there was some sort of bi-lateral exclusion treaty

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie So you think it's OK to use this place as a platform to air your grievances for something that has got absolutely nothing to do with us? If this is honestly the only way you can contact the admins from n-o (although I suspect emailing admin@newcastle-online.com might work!) then do it via PM. Propaganda against other sites simply because they've banned you will not be tolerated. what you on about propoganda FFS? if you read the whole thread, you'll realise I did try a few methods that I knew of to get hold of them. I also emailed what I believed was the admin email with no response (they're a bit busy at present, see first post) believe it or not, posting on here is a very effective way of getting their attention. I don't get your mentality of seeing this as a complete separate entity to N-O like this is some completely different universe, they are both simply toon message boards FFS. Ran and financed by completely different people. I can't speak for the Admins but if I was paying to maintain this side I wouldn't appreciate having people bitch and moan about another site using up my bandwidth and database storage. I suppose if it gets you away from here though then it's worth the sacrifice. are you for real? seriously, bandwidth FFS? jesus, if that was the case, would you ban everyone oh here who read N-O? I think bandwidth and db storage wouldn't much of a problem after that muppet

just use the right knee where's the problem?

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie So you think it's OK to use this place as a platform to air your grievances for something that has got absolutely nothing to do with us? If this is honestly the only way you can contact the admins from n-o (although I suspect emailing admin@newcastle-online.com might work!) then do it via PM. Propaganda against other sites simply because they've banned you will not be tolerated. what you on about propoganda FFS? if you read the whole thread, you'll realise I did try a few methods that I knew of to get hold of them. I also emailed what I believed was the admin email with no response (they're a bit busy at present, see first post) believe it or not, posting on here is a very effective way of getting their attention. I don't get your mentality of seeing this as a complete separate entity to N-O like this is some completely different universe, they are both simply toon message boards FFS.

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie

only if you ban Thompers

good luck on the apology then, won't be holding my breath just take it as read that some of us already know the bloke quite well (as much as you can over the net of course)

he seems to have dissappeared now anyway my guess is, having been forced to go outside into the real world and talk to people face to face, he's been stabbed already