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newcastlebroon

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  1. tooooooooooooooooo slow you were premature...as usual All the better for catching you off guard and coming in your face my dear aren't you a little young to be talking dirty to an "adult" I'm not sure, let me go ask my mam she'll be round about my age !!! If you're banging around the 50 mark then yes
  2. Have I missed something lol anchorman by the sound's of it Gawd, Coco pops or kip, Cocopops or kip????? Rice Crispies Got none in and me sugerpuffs are soggy ther's nowt worse than soggy sugarpuffs sugarpuffs are scum of the earth, worse than mackems
  3. tooooooooooooooooo slow you were premature...as usual All the better for catching you off guard and coming in your face my dear aren't you a little young to be talking dirty to an "adult" I'm not sure, let me go ask my mam
  4. that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh Canny aim though can't believe your still pretending to be a girl tbh Can you imagine Pud with his very own pair of tits he'd never leave the house I could imagine him pretending to have a pair of tits, that would be more plausable
  5. How would that work? bazooka? maybe not
  6. Have I missed something lol anchorman by the sound's of it Gawd, Coco pops or kip, Cocopops or kip????? Rice Crispies
  7. tooooooooooooooooo slow you were premature...as usual All the better for catching you off guard and coming in your face my dear
  8. that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh Canny aim though can't believe your still pretending to be a girl tbh
  9. Have I missed something lol anchorman by the sound's of it
  10. hoi oh ya were late of the mark the neet radg
  11. that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh Ahaha I will pass on your best for the pregnancy though, should have seen him piss on that stick, what an aim! tiny cock tbh
  12. hoi In the legendary words of T-Keith, "love you".
  13. that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol *finds large breasts...unconclusive...* she said breasts...not man boobs tbh bitch tits tbh
  14. It's going to be a good one, can't wait for it.
  15. her, not me of course Ahaha your confusing even me now, and that doesn't take much. And luckily for you, Pud's more knackered than able to knack at the min lol bless him tell him good luck with the pregnancy
  16. erm, thanks. No problem. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
  17. are you sure it was Pud by the way, it does get awfully dark on those wards late at night . Don't know which "loon" you could come across(literally )
  18. Your username includes the name Duff, need I say more.
  19. that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol obviously given it a go eeeyyyyyy each to their own
  20. that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" Shit! That the same one? Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons. Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol obviously given it a go
  21. that's because you're pretending to be "ellie"
  22. Its true man. true that your missing a few blocks The doctor says more than that tbh half a brain and a grasp on reality big T?? Good enough too much strongbow the night? Sober tonight man you're a student man, you should be "having it large" Ive got no money man It's a dark day for mankind (p.s what the hell happened to this post)
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