newcastlebroon

aye

The last time was an hour session of laughing at myself in the mirror. My face was all over the joint.

wtf ??? lol Oh Ragi I could tell ya some tales about me and Goldie, we used to have a riot together. He's reminded me tonight of when I got back to the hotel room the next morning, and knocked him flying when he opened the door as I ran into the loo. He'd asked why id not been to the toilet? and I told him "because Ive slept in a shed, and it didnt come equiped with an en-suite" I have no idea why id not peed in a garden. Im so chuffed we are back in contact, all thanks to Cath's txt Goldie?

No-one will want the piece of shite

food is for gays

ah yeah, so he did. still need to kill him for that So you come from a family of racists?

Magma-tastic

FYP

you've kissed a 1000 people?? your'e either a tart or a old tart

QOTSA- make it wit chu

did someone hijack your account ?? I think so, can't remember anymore. Magma ROCKS! even if it wasnt you its funny as fook The lad has a split personality

We need a lb,rb, and two centre back's.

He has to take credit for the majority of our current downward spiral.

wrong thread Brock

cheerio so good to eat

That couldn't be our Magma

1) seeing the lass today 2) never having chilli sauce on a kebab again 3) Ring sting this morning 4) Still got a brown ale in the fridge (anyone seen the new sticker on the back, about the birthday or something?) 5) Going to get back into playing guitar today.

don't be pickin on the boy...blaess his sotton cocks he is sweet I'm not at all, but he is funny as fuck. Forgive me magma I forgive you. phew. Thank god(magma) for that.

PM me i need to see this whore seconded. again.

Klaxons- golden skans

It's on a well known amateur site and she's definitely a geordie. I heard it was in mood as well. care to share? Obviously not safe for work http://www.youporn.com/watch/16023 classy

submarine? Sounds funnier than it probably is tbh.

Ameebi, haha

got a really bad craving for relish this morning. Got a baguette, put some cheese, tomato and ham in. Gorgeous

It's on a well known amateur site and she's definitely a geordie. I heard it was in mood as well. care to share?