Smooth Operator

Not more art house bullshit i hope!! Is it that Andy Warhol film? Not sure wha it was called though, Factory Girl?

Whatever the outcome is regarding DIC or any other buyer Ashley needs to get Keegan back & get rid of Wise. Surely the club would be a more attractive option with Keegan back and if Ashley doesn't care anymore then why not get KK back in? Rat dwarf will be gone regardless when it's sold so why delay the inevitable, he's keen on cost cutting anyway so 1 less numpty off the wage bill early doors makes sense. Wise is a fucking scum bag for not resigning in the face of the protests he knew were coming. At least Ashley has won some respect back with his statement.

bingo, get it sorted.

I was in McDonalds man not a Chinese! Why thank you, was waiting for someone to apprieciate the sheer quality of that gag!

i think if a screenshot isn't guessed within 24 hours whoever posted it needs to reveal the answer and post a new one or this will go on for ages, no one's gonna get that one 2J has posted, probably some art house Bulgarian short story he saw at the Tyneside Cinema.

The James Bulger Diaries?

Trainspotting but you didn't get the last one so it's not your turn!

No, was expecting it to be about kicking some lasses back doors in Wacky son we need to go for a pint and I'll tell you what's been going on, my sack is a shrivelled version of what it used to be such is the amount of dog washing that's been going down.

Exactly - how did you do that?

Well that went well. Your turn Jimbo.

Fuck you!! I've tried about 6 of the links off imageshack to get it to show as a large image but can i fuck find the right one so what's there now will have to do!!

Next time he pops round to bleach my anus I'll have to ask him where the fuck he was in my hour of need!

I was in McDonalds man not a Chinese!

White men can't jump?

I'm just saying standing up to these pricks can work. Believe what you want, no skin of my nose.

Step Brothers - Laugh out loud and choke on your popcorn funny. Rocknrolla - Good film typical Richie gangster flick. An old mate of mine is in it too, plays the Scottish junkie selling owt he can get his hands on. Knew it was him as soon as i saw him and was confirmed when the credits rolled.

Was in McDonalds last night waiting in the queue, when these two charvers pushed in front of me, now i was half cut and pissed off already having been to the match so i wasn't having any of this shite. So I said, "here lads have you not seen there's a queue like?" These two turned round displaying matching Lacoste shell suits and rockports tucked into their socks. Anyway one of them goes, "here man wtf are ye ganna de aboot it like". So I showed the fucka, got the cunt by the scuff of his neck and walked him to the back of the queue, by this time his wing man had turned round and was coming towards me. I told him to think about it before he tried to do owt cos i wasn't fucking about, and before he could make a decision either way two of the mcdonalds staff had come out and told the pair to get out. I got my cheeseburger and went thinking they'd probably be waiting outside if they had any balls but they were long gone. Fucking hate pricks like that.

You're getting me confused with my Ginger counterpart Wacky, I am of the dark skinned variety and will come back from Rhodes like Rule Fox no doubt!

it'll be cheap shite abroad, at least these one's are nike's!

Their specials are mainly garden realted this week. http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/offer...m?WT.z_src=main

Fuck me, just had Marco at my door, he was sporting a particularly nice pair of Birkenstock's and the bloke just handed them over no questions asked, fucking salt of the earth legend imho!!

I'm all for supporting a ban on buying products from Ashley owned outlets, however i go on my jollies a week on wednesday and need a pair of flip flops desperatley. Now Sports Soccer and Sports Direct do a pair for £7.99 and the nearest priced competitior JJB do the same flip flop at £9.99. Now if i boycott Ashleys places I'll be spending an extra 2 quid which is bad enough however this £2 will be going directly into Wigan Athletics coffers as their chairman owns JJB and therefore arms them with a financial advantage. Are we therefore supposed to boycott JJB as well as Sports Soccer and Sports Direct in order for our rivals to not get the upper hand? If this is the case am I therefore bound to cancel my gym membership to JJB as the £32.50 a month plus the £2 difference in the flip flp price soon adds up??!! I am deeply confused and concerned and still without any flip flops! Wacky's offered to lend me his Jesus sandals but there's no way they are gonna fit me! Please help!

Exactly imagine having a say in who gets bought/sold/played/dropped/fined 2 weeks wages for being dog shite (Shola & Smith look out!) Only issue would be setting a high enough buy in price so that spoilers from Sunderland and other clubs don't get in in any kind of numbers that could effect things.

I blame Sky Sports News for all of this, they claimed their sources had obtained the info that KK had been sacked and he hasn't. I am boycotting SSN from now on - well all apart from when Georgie Thompson is on obviously.