Smooth Operator

This is the term i've coined for those ridiculous bastards who obviously need to be somewhere sharpish but are reluctant to burst into a full running action and do a sort of mixture of walking and running, the usual culprits are usually the wrong side of 20 stone and always took a note to school to get out of PE. Was walking out of work the other day and this mountain of a woman was runwalking to the bus stop, kept alternating between walking and runwalking all the way down and then missed the bus she needed and collapsed in a heap on a nearby bench and looked like she was going to burst into tears!

Aye found a few sites that'll do it, cheapest being £8.99 so far.

It's not, it's on a car pass that comes with the vehicle as new and i'm the 2nd owner and by the looks of it it's not been passed on.

Anyone know how I can get a car radio code for a Vauxhall Zafira? Will the code be unique to the vehicle? I am loathe to go to the dealership and pay for it to be done, although I could just bill Kwik Fit as they are the fuckas responsible for disconnecting the thing.

Was that Hodnett, the History fella? I quite liked him Conoley was canny. Didn't give a fuck really, but that was half the appeal. Mrs. Murphy was a fantastic pisshead who shagged her way through the languages department. An inspiration to all of us. No I remember who I was thinking of.......Cochrane!! Mincing ginger arsehole that he was. Hodnett was alreet but that didn't stop us posting shit through his front door!! is that the one you told me about when you got caught piping him off under the potters wheel or was that a different one? Bingo!

Oh god, him. Used to leer after all the Year 10 lasses if I remember rightly. Mind you, that's probably half the reason for becoming a teacher these days. Take Leeming the PE teacher for example who got done for shagging a couple of the lasses in our year when we were 15!! Dirty fucka, I think he used the "If there's grass on the pitch" excuse upon interrogation!

Was that Hodnett, the History fella? I quite liked him Conoley was canny. Didn't give a fuck really, but that was half the appeal. Mrs. Murphy was a fantastic pisshead who shagged her way through the languages department. An inspiration to all of us. No I remember who I was thinking of.......Cochrane!! Mincing ginger arsehole that he was. Hodnett was alreet but that didn't stop us posting shit through his front door!!

Wacky's ever increasing hard on for falcons is getting worrying. He'll be done for molesting a peregrine before long, the ogling ornathologist!

Robson - Art teacher who thought even the shittest of pictures was a potential Picasso, gremmed in his coffee one morning and pissed ourselves as he drank it in front of the class while talking about the benefits of using green paint! I'll single one out for praise though - Conoley, Meenzer not sure of your views but despite ripping some plastic off my chair and hoying it at a kid in the front of the class but over estimated and cracked him on the back of the head while he wrote on the blackboard he didn't take any action. Perhaps cos i was half a foot taller than him at age 15? Not sure where you were Meenzer at this juncture, probably skiing in the library with the debating team I suppose.

I know your Massey pain bumchum!! Gibson - Female PE teacher prone to coming in the lads changers just as they came out of the showers to see who was the longest pre-pubescent in the showers. Meenzer, what was that ginger teacher in the high school called, looked gayer than you on a night out to G.A.Y. Anyway what a wanker, had me in front of the head teacher for throwing a knife from the canteen over the school fence into the bushes after some charver had hoyed it at us! Dobson - Art teacher in high school, waste of skin, shite at art too!! Her son got cautioned as part of a 6 strong gang that chinned me when i was 16. Im no J69 but that felt good! Was id'd by a passer-by and not by me anyway!

They both went to my High School, my mates younger brother knows Chops quite well. He's a proper huffy twat apparently and is a nightmare when he's had a drink. She's minging as well, poor choice of wag.

Your years of benefit fraud have finally caught up woth you!! Have you not seen that show on BBC1 On The Fiddle!! They've probably got it wrong man, i work with a kid who transfered from tax credits and he was saying that they make loads of errors and people come back and someone else looks at it and alters it to what it should be - more often than not meaning the customer owes nowt!

........sound like a chorus of screaming schoolgirls at a Westlife concert? Only had it a couple of months and the thing is blasting out a high pitch noise nearly constantly. Will I be able to get a full refund do you reckon? Or will I have to settle on a replacement? Its got a manufacterers guarantee put not sure on the returns policy though. Was eyeing a refund as they are now £100 cheaper at Comet!

Says chief grass 2008!

I thank you.

He's rattling away on ITV now. "We" this and "we" that. What a wanker. He stands in the pit with the crew thinking he's the big finger. He needs to concentrate on keeping Lewis' feet on the ground from all this showbiz bullshit he seems to have immersed himself in. Racist, pale face motherfucka! And your point is?

He's rattling away on ITV now. "We" this and "we" that. What a wanker. He stands in the pit with the crew thinking he's the big finger. He needs to concentrate on keeping Lewis' feet on the ground from all this showbiz bullshit he seems to have immersed himself in.

Hamilton's fatha is starting to piss me off.

Ting-Tong?

I didn't like dogs until my mother got a border collie from being a puppy. Like them now but dont reckon i'd have on eunless the bairn really wanted one.

Your gaffa as in your best friend? Worse than DWP sickness targets tbh.

Arse like a Japanese flag again Wacky?

It boils my piss when the players especailly the men go for their towels after every point, there should be a law whereby they cn only towel down in the breaks.

Fuck right off.

Your lass is a jap? Mail order?