Smooth Operator

I fucking hate blogs me.

A mate of mine works for a record company and was in New York about 5 years ago on a kind of secondment thing to th US head office, he was on a night out watching some bands and talking to an r & r man (i think that's what they are called, the blokes that look for acts to sign) anyway this bloke was playing Johnny big balls in front of my mate telling him various stories about the industry including a particularly interesting tale about how Christine Aguilera got her first record deal! Apparently she went round a room full of record label executives and some well known rappers and felated the lot of them (about 8 or so) to ejaculation. A week later bish bash bosh a multi alnum record deal! I'm not for one minute saying this is gospel but would prefer to believe it than to not!

I'm on to my second one, first one fucked up after i put loads of music on, went dead slow and the sat nav didn't work at all. Second one is much better but haven't put as much music on and after a few problems the sat nav works. They are quality like, my favourite gizmo on it is the clip next to the camera for it to balance on the table for watching videos, simple things are the best!

I'm watching it like as long as my alarm wakes me up at quarter to 4 that is. Can you still order it at that time? Hatton will knock him out in the 5th i reckon.

Kings of Leon's latest album - class!

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins?

That's Danielle Lloyd on the left is it not? I don't think so, Ms Lloyd has bigger norks I think. I know Miss Lloyd's tits like the back of my wank hand tbh so I am fairly confident on this one!

Vodafone are lying bastards as well, got my second n96 after they said on the phone i would have 14 days from the day i received my 2nd phone to decide if i want to keep so as the first one fucked up i was happy to give them another go, sure enough the 2nd phone fucked up but they are denying they ever let me have another 14 days on the 2nd phone! Turns out i've sorted the problem but they are lying bastards all of them.

Bastard game wont load up. Had it on the last few days but loaded in up via that Steam thing and everytime i go to start the next match is turns itself off nd a Direct Sound Errro comes up. Games disappears but when i try to load it up again it says it's already running. Any ideas anyone? TIA.

It's an immense gaming experience!

What does this "Jailbreak" involve Pease? Is it something my ipod touch really needs?

That's Danielle Lloyd on the left is it not?

If Bruce ever managed us i'd vow never to step into St James' Park ever again.

Channel 4 right now!

I can confirm I spent many a gay hour in Meenzer's loft flicking balls around for hours, was some of the best fun I've ever had! He had his on a snooker table and after a few hours of non stop flicking we just chucked the thing to the side and got down to potting some serious browns on the baize of love!

What channel are spurs on?

Of that list i'd only take Young and Shorey and possibly Cuellar. The money spend on the likes of Harewood, Reo-Coker, Sidwell and of course Milner was well over the odds.

Class goal by Robinho to put Citeh 2-1 up. I'm starting to warm to the money grabbing bastard.

I love Jonas!!

Or as fucking freaky. Richard Williams - even Freakier Fair call. And Jelena Dokic's dad was a bit of a weirdo. Plus Tim Henman's parents were clearly androids. There must be something in the (barley) water at Wimbledon. OMG

I managed it and I am not the sharpest IT tool in the box, there's even an option to follow the instruction without the jargon. Go for it you'll be well pleased and no danger to your ipod.

Try this: http://www.videora.com/en-us/Converter/iPod-touch/ I use the PSP version of this and it works a treat. That's the shizzle my nizzle, cheersizzle.

Not modifiable, so you can't even get the artwork say from Google, save it them move it in via the get info bit? If not them I am of no further use to you!

Clarkson's paint job on that renault truck was mint, looked like something out of the Transformers movie!

i would start with KP's wife I don't know he had it pretty good with the blonde from the other night IMO!