Smooth Operator

So this is how our team is shaping up 1 Nick 2 Besty 3 Canofbeans 4 Smooth Operator 5 6 7 8 9 Stevie 10 11 Bawan 12 Magma 5 more vacancies.... chance of a lifetime this ye naa, even just running about on it would make it one of my greatest days. Someone suggest it on Nazi's Online, see if they'd be up for it in the summer. I'm number 10 btw! I was leaving 7, 8 and 10 for decent players tbh. You'll be eating those words my son. Not to sound like A J69 type ponce but perhaps if I mention the last time I played at St James' was for the Newcastle youth team against Aston Villa you might be prepared to rethink?

So this is how our team is shaping up 1 Nick 2 Besty 3 Canofbeans 4 Smooth Operator 5 6 7 8 9 Stevie 10 11 Bawan 12 Magma 5 more vacancies.... chance of a lifetime this ye naa, even just running about on it would make it one of my greatest days. Someone suggest it on Nazi's Online, see if they'd be up for it in the summer. I'm number 10 btw!

Does the N82 have the 5 megapixel camera and 8gb of memory?

I got a demo of my mates n95 sat nav working fine the other day!

I'd have thought you'd be in your element, centre of attention and all that.

I'm in if it's playing there, would love to grace the hollowed turf again. I'm the king of megs and the creative centre midfielder the toon never had!

J69 has spunked in his drawers at the thought of all the grassing he could do, anonymously of course!

Just caught a glimpse of the new Nokia N96 thats coming out soon, it looks the shiznit, a bit smaller and compact i think and had 16gb memory expandable to 24gb, same 5 mp camera and sat nav though.

Had to be done, if a man isn't "backdoor happy" he's never going to rest!

Pretty big problem!! Your car will be off the road soon enough anyways. Don't know about off road but it will give me peace of mind knowing he can't turn up at any minute when I'm doing his lasses dirt track We both now she didn't take it up the wrong un!

The midget high jump was funny, with the bloke that has to take a run and jump onto his sofa, like when i pick Wacky up and he tries to get into the front seat!

Is there an unwritten rule that you have to me a massive boiler to win a Olympic medal for GB? The nose on that swimmer and the teeth on that cyclist are something else!

Pretty big problem!!

Was the touch screen easy to use, you don't press txt and it takes you to the phone book for example even though you were nowhere near the phone book option?

Get an insight into Wacky's world!

Anyone got any of these? I'm leaning toward the Nokia with the massive memory and built in Sat Nav, but the Tocca looks class only thing that worries me is the touch screen and then there's the Sony 902 which is a lot smaller than the other 2 and looks smart too.

He didn't have the balls to say it when he was standing beside him there. Putting the blame on a 14 year old kid is a bit low. The more i think about this the more is pisses me off, hope the fucka is in the individual event and the young lad beats him good and proper. If there was a gold medal for a 1st glass arsehole event he'd win hands down.

You've got to formulate the mother fucka, and what's your lass doing near the computer? Everyone in Byker knows she cannot read or write! Might have to get on to you as tbh I can't see her grasping it. This thicker than your average East End slapper I see. Spreadsheets is my middle name, what's it for like - work or some elaborate housekeeping rota?

It was his lass on the sidelines with the video camera, bet he dragged her along by the ponytail, "I'll show these fuckas I can play a bit of footy!" She was gutted cos he made her go and she missed her regular Sunday morning fuck off Stevie's best pal!! Only time she ever gets it properly I reckon.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/diving/7552526.stm Sour grapes from the 14 year old kids diving partner me thinks, from what I saw this morning the kid out performed his partner, for a kick off the youn un was making next to no splash on entry whereas his partner wasn't far from emptying the pool.

You've got to formulate the mother fucka, and what's your lass doing near the computer? Everyone in Byker knows she cannot read or write!

RIP Chef. Who will take on the mantle of producing chocolate salty balls now?

BBC are saying Georgia have withdrawn from South Ossetia, probably for the best!

I expect nothing less than a US/UK invasion of Russia personally.

Aye the fat lass who was going lass was dog shit. Plus in the breaks between ends they were having a giggle with each other whereas the French were talking with their coach, shows you only get out what you put in. Couldn't help thinking that they were overwhelmed by the whole thing, OMG were at the olympics! Get on with the job in hand you bunch of fucking dykes. Yeah i know what you mean, look like they should be down Whitley Bay on a bank holiday with their knickers off most of our female "Olympians" rather than competiing against the likes of the Chinese who are living for this and this only.