Brock Manson

Usually if I have to get up at a ridiculous hour (ie 4am for a flight) I don't bother sleeping. Although next week I'll be up at 5am every day so I'll actually have some early nights for a change.

Is that a goal behind them? Is he about to take a free kick?

No but she has musical taste so you are dead in the water ice hockey boy 173652[/snapback] Can I at least ask her if she fancies a puck?

Probably the gayest screen name I have ever seen tbh. 173577[/snapback] He'd kick your heed in for that. 173647[/snapback] I'm sure Mark is quaking in his boots. 173649[/snapback] Mark would knack him in a fight tbf.

Probably the gayest screen name I have ever seen tbh. 173577[/snapback] He'd kick your heed in for that.

Se7en.

Can I have a window seat on the plane?

Teenage daughter? Is she german?

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker. Green Mile.

I'm still holding out to win the million in the premium bonds. £2000 in there come on.

Bottom left: So THAT'S what happened to Frank Bruno.

The Green Mile. Such a sad film, but it's absolutely brilliant.

Jose's given Arsenal an end of week deadline for the Cole transfer according to the mail.

Dismember - The God That Never Was

Obviously we can't have been scouting him for very long if Roeder's making noises like this...

It's not too bad in Reading. There's the park & ride from Madejski Stadium into town and the Oracle which is handy and not too pricey. At the end of the driveway there's a bus stop and last time I used it it was early!

Just once a week at present. Usually if I go to a pub I don't stop until I'm mortal. Mind you, last time I did that I was there with a mad lass from Bracknell who was doing my head in, so pickling me liver was a suitable course of action.

Boblet - You are here. ---^ Now Moving Into Phase Two Of Mood Decay. Murderous Rage Imminent. says: lol you know tom i sometimes wonder if there's more to you than beards, vagina's and hockey...

Bet he fucking scores against us.

Where's the NSFW warning?

Loaded skins...mmm...

"I WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN"

NO, it's because she has the fruit of someone elses loins grubbing about in her belly. and because it's Minging to fuck a pregnant woman. I normally call people perverts for a laugh when they say they like to tie up their lass or something, but you lot... bliddy sexual deviants, the lot of you. 172854[/snapback] Shagging a pregnant woman is fantastic. But remember, shagging a pregnant woman is also A FREE GO with no worries 172865[/snapback] But you're grinding your soldier against the baby's noggin, and not only does that give it the brain damage but if it has it's mouth open then it makes you a paedophile!

We won't loan anyone tbf. 172860[/snapback] who are you? Alan Spastic Face Oliver? 172863[/snapback] ITK.