Brock Manson

My mum's spaghetti is a bad taste joke.

If you only need her face, can I have the tits ? 62960[/snapback] You'd never tear yourself away from a mirror.... 62965[/snapback] Jesus Christ. Thanks for the mental image of Jimbo, tit in one hand lifting it to his tongue, cock in the other masturbating furiously and admiring it all in the mirror. 62968[/snapback] I've got a lazy-lob on after reading that ! 62970[/snapback] Once again a thread becomes seedy and disgusting The way God intended.

I have to admit I laughed a little when this post was ignored. And again because I'm pointing this fact out without knowing anything about computers

If you only need her face, can I have the tits ? 62960[/snapback] You'd never tear yourself away from a mirror....

50 Cent - Window Shopper

Was looking at potential unies today and came up with a classic: "Hey is this Queens in Belfast?" "No this is Fife" "...fuck" ...probably had to be there

Hockey gloves hockey gloves HOCKEY GLOVES

A fine song I take my hat off to you sir (well I would if I were wearing one) 62267[/snapback] Wankers hat? 62270[/snapback] Just what exactly is a wankers hat? Hearing the mackems song about Shearer is the only time I've ever heard it used. 62273[/snapback] Havent the foggiest mate. Always makes me laugh though. ...but if any such thing did exist, Brock would definitely sport one! 62275[/snapback]

A fine song I take my hat off to you sir (well I would if I were wearing one)

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is?? 62240[/snapback] You know what they say about blokes with enormous hooters though.... (Before anyone starts I'm not talking about man boobs either!) 62246[/snapback] Aye, enormous bogies 62248[/snapback] Shut it you hom, the fil-ums about to start. 62258[/snapback] Before someone else does (Santa these ones!)

Fear Factory - Soul Of A New Machine

They really should make 'Fear Factory - Obsolete' into a film. (You'd understand if you own it)

Vulnerable - Erazher

Hockey gloves for crimbo please Santa

The Pope asking for a rubber? - thats your place in hell confirmed 61745[/snapback] Fine then an eraser but it was a class joke and you know it.

The Pope is bored and so is filling out the crossword in the newspaper. He turns to his advisors for help: "four letters, strictly female, last 3 letters: u, n, t." "Aunt" they say. "Ah yes" smiles the pope. "Do you have a rubber?"

This page could've been devoted to chinese food and you spoiled it with mexican. About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit tbh.

Fear Factory - Scumgrief This song is class!

Fear Factory - Scapegoat

A Chinese takeaway or the Chinese takeaway? 60831[/snapback] They even gave me a money-off voucher this time

Alreet I just got back in from Reading (went to do some xmas shopping which was largely unsuccessful). Had a chinese takeaway for lunch so I'm sitting down with some prawn crackers which I'm dipping in sweet&sour sauce. Yummy. Anyway was in virgin because the prices in HMV were fucking ridiculous. £18 for a Fear Factory album which I got in Virgin for £10.99. (Soul Of A New Machine and Fear Is The Mind Killer). Anyway this album I picked out for meself had a scratch on the front so I says "hi do you have one of these that isn't scratched?" so the girl rpelies "yeah sure". Then poor lass changes the case but now it wont shut! So then we try to put the CD's and sleeve back int he original scratched case but it wont shut either! So for about 10 minutes she tried different cases, in the end another woman got a 2CD case and it closed no problem. I wasn't pissed off because I was the one who asked for the other case

KT Tunstall - Under The Weather The album version, they've annoyingly re-done it for the single so that it's faster. The original version sounds soooo much better.

Limpbizkit - Counterfeit

Quiz night on wednesday! I'm in a team but so far I reckon we only have 7 members and we need 8.... But still quiz night quiz night! (excited )

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