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I think that was brought on more by the pervailing finances of Bolton, rather than Allardyce's prefference. We'll sharp find out when the summer rumours take-off

Souness was never actually a good manager though, that is the difference Neither is Allardyce tbh. His team conceded more than Newcastle this year....and look at our defence. I wonder if you ever watched us when Keegan was in charge, we nearly won the league in a season and conceded loads yet played quite well and there was a plan B & even C As someone says, we never actually conceded that many, not as many as Roeder's (bare bones) team, and nowhere near as many as Allardyce's this season. Worst goal difference in the top half Bolton. One of only 2 teams whose GD is negative. Without Owen we've scored 37, without Anelka's goals they'd be on 35. Obviously a replacement would be drafted in for Anelka and they'd have scored a few, but I think people are deluding themselves if they think the gulf between Roeder and he is that huge. Allardyce has had a good few years to sort Bolton out (which Roeder never got here) and they finished 16th and 17th before he was able to move them up to top half finishes, he'll not get that chance here. That's all well and good, goals scored not much better. goal difference negative etc etc BUT the bottom line is "the league table doesn't lie" Whether Sam is the right man, only time will tell. It will certainly be novel to be organised andhard workin.

Nope its lost me too. And i thought i was slow Lost me as well, unless..............................In a demonstration of true innovative thinking the formerly Fat Feckless Chairmen shows us his true genius and grasp on reality by holding talks with Robert Key about opening the batting for the town.

Not renewing en mass would send a nice message to the fat useless one, but still doesn't stop people going to the game, it just means plenty match by match tickets would be available. The days where the only way to see the game was with a season ticket are long gone.

Hugely over-rated as proven by Bill Bailey

Richie Sambora (Jovi player) - canny I'm told Clapton used to have a guy called Albert Lee on tour quite a lot (session blokey) I hear tell from one gig some mates were at that Albert played all the hard/flashy stuff. Clapton is still a good plaer though.

It worked for Roy "dog wanker" Keane

That is the most astounding post I have ever read I personally would accept Hitler as manager with Phol Pott as his number 2 if we had the chance to become arrogant win-stuff all the time fans. Nice guys come second (or 11th-15th in our case) Immaterial anyway, ain't gonna happen sadly

After the turn-around last season, I actually hoped against hope, that he was the right man for the job. But, now I am now wondering how much of that was perhaps actually down to Shearer, what we see now is just insipid and uninspiring.

Looking at the even bigger picture - the slick stuff we played in the first half was a one-off. I'm not about to forgive Roeder for 45 minutes when we looked half-decent. You just have to listen to Roeder after a match and how utterly insipid he is, and then the way we look as a team makes perfect sense: we look like a team that's been sent out with a Glenn Roeder teamtalk mumbled monotone in its ears. Agree totally with one slight edit

Tim Reynolds Brad Paisley (OK he's a country singer/player but geez he plays some stuff at the speed of light, and clean no pedals etc. too) Neil Schon (Journey) Slash (always liked his stuff) Hammet's class as well

The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic Not so sure, told it by aircrew. Think about it next time you're on a plane and see what your "brace position" would do for you if you shunted into the seat ahead

Puberty beckons

The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet.

Maybe people feed bits of cats to next door's starfish in order to stop them coming and shitting in your garden once and for all. BUT do the starfish owners stink of piss or of seaweed ????

I wonder if starfish on this new planet are poisonous to new planet cats, or whether the starfish come into the garden and shit and you have to leave bits of cats lying around to "sort em out" hmmmmmmmmmmm

Insurance job by the paddy mafia I reckon

I hates fish !!! Agree, Fish is crap, it all taste's the bloody same, differing only by the strength of fishy flavour -YUCK Shellfish (Prawns, langustine,Lobster and Crab) are canny though - NOT winkles etc, snot with a shell that shite Never heard anyone with that opion before. Most people seem to like some kind of fish (usually cod due to its plain flavour) but are scared of shellfish. Love them both personally like. You must agree that all fish basically taste's the same though, surely I hope in the "love them both personally" bit you're not including winkles

I hates fish !!! Agree, Fish is crap, it all taste's the bloody same, differing only by the strength of fishy flavour -YUCK Shellfish (Prawns, langustine,Lobster and Crab) are canny though - NOT winkles etc, snot with a shell that shite

Oh aye, nearly forgot Complete feline-eradication mission

A lifetime's ambitions summed up in two words. As for me: Become a consultant...something (toss up between anaesthetics and orthopaedics at the moment). Carry on with jiu jitsu, teach my own club (which I could be doing as soon as this time next year ) Travel if I get the chance - never been to Africa, Australiasia or South America. Hopefully live abroad at some point. Have a family, eventually. Run the London Marathon. Do a parachute jump. Stay in touch with my friends. Actually learn to play the guitar properly. See Newcastle win something. See England play cricket abroad - the West Indies would be ideal. Pay back my parents. Meet a hero of mine. Do things that might get me into trouble if I disclose them on here... Good list Here's my version of your list, but editted for me Become a consultant – done that but not the medical kind Carry on with jiu jitsu, - nope Travel if I get the chance - never been to Africa, Australiasia or South America. Hopefully live abroad at some point. - Agreed Have a family, eventually - Done that my lads are 20 and 23 and STILL at home !!!!!!!!!!!!! Run the London Marathon. – Fuck off I’m 49 Do a parachute jump. – Nope, paraglided from a 6,500ft mountain in Turkey and whilst the immediate thought was “let’s do it again” upon reflection nee chance Stay in touch with my friends. – Won’t happen I’m afraid, some you will, but not many Actually learn to play the guitar properly. – Still not happened for me See Newcastle win something. – Your having a laugh See England play cricket abroad – Sydney or MCG for me See the Packers play at Lambeau - Done it Pay back parents - you won't!! you're an offspring, it's your job to owe your parents money (bastards!!!! kids that is) Meet a hero of mine – Don’t!! you will invariably be disappointed.

tbh

Never cooked a cat tbh, too stringy and not much meat I reckon. Kitten skins'd make canny nice warm gloves mind

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? In slightly salted water until they smell like a vegetarian, then I know they're well done So how do you manage to burn them? Never managed to burn them myself. I would surmise you hoy them in the pan and forget about them, water boils away and then sprout carnage ensue's Bit like chip fires I guess

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? In slightly salted water until they smell like a vegetarian, then I know they're well done