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I don't want him either, unless we already have got rid of Baba.

Hopefully, all three. I still rate Hyypia. Be nice to see him alongside Taylor now and again.

saw him turn out for the U21's tonight. Jesus he's small.

Fuck. Off. You. Cock.

It took, like, hours for someone to notice that.

Indeed. Same as the Premiership is arguably the best league in the world. The quality of football is highly superior in La Liga IMO. It all depends on ones defnition of "best".

It is arguably the best league in the world.

But what a brilliant night to be a football fan. The last game of the season in arguably the best league in the world and the league championship goes down to the last 20 minutes? BRILLIANT STUFF.

And the Hudd gets a red! WHAT. THE. FUCK. Milner was fucking atrocious tonight. I always stick up for the guy, but fucking hell, his crossing was long EVERY FUCKING TIME today.

£7m? Ahem, if he can score 20 in La Liga and kill off the Yids in UEFA, despite the fact they baited him before the game, and Bent is worth at least £15m... I'd fucking take that. No problem. People need to watch more La Liga.

Get in. So pleased for wee David. Cracking evening of football.

Cuntrags. Disgusting, DISGUSTING human beings. Fucking disraceful showing, and I hope a group of big black guys, led by Derbyshire dressed as a Spartan, busts into their hotel room and rapes them all in the arse and seals them back up with gaffa tape. I'm THAT pissed off. DISRACEFUL.

We really can never get away from it, can we.

If Pompey can sort out up front next season, they're going to be VERY dangerous.

that's another hundred grand then.

20 goals a season = 15m plus.

I'm not sure if it is anymore.

Greggs mate. I can't compete.

I'd pork Emre like. It'd be like having one of them roly-poly-o-grams. It seems to me that you're obsessing over his race too much. Clearly got some underlying race problems there like. Anywho, I'm not cussing his race. I'm cussing his wee belly. I'm not racist, I'm fattist Well, no, actually: Emre's fattest.

What he can't keep for shit and constantly let's in soft goals? Personally I couldn't give a rat's arse what other clubs fans call him. Do you call yourself a supporter of the barcodes? Do you think our club is shit? Do you think Shearer was over rated? All things other team supporters have called or said about our club and yet do you repeat them because they must true because they are said by other teams supporters? Hey fancy dan says Viduka is fat! And Rooney gets called fat all the time. What about Gazza he was always a fat bastid? Do you think maybe you've got another problem with him that you need to sort out? No. Cheers for getting all bent out of shape about it though. EDIT: and for the record, I think he's a bit of a porker.

Go on Sam... GET HIM SON!

Oi dickhead. He's overweight for a footballer. End of. No need to be a fucking twat about it.

Liverpool have left West Ham fuming after launching an "insulting" £1m bid for midfielder Yossi Benayoun. (Daily Mirror) West Ham are set to pay striker Darren Bent £75,000 a week when they sign him from Charlton for £16m to £17m. (Various) Bolton defender Tal Ben Haim will snub former Trotters boss Sam Allardyce at Newcastle and instead join Chelsea. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea hope to sign Hertha Berlin striker Marko Pantelic for £2.5m. (The Sun) Manchester United will intensify their bid for a new striker after Louis Saha was ruled out for up to six months following knee surgery. (Daily Mirror) Goalkeeper Ian Walker is ready to leave Bolton to revive his career. (The Sun) West Brom are bidding to sign Celtic striker Craig Beattie for £750,000. (Various) Tottenham want Jermain Defoe to sign a new three-year contract but will sell the striker this summer if he does not commit himself to the club. (Various) Tell us your transfer rumours Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood and managing director Keith Edelman have held secret peace talks with American tycoon Stan Kroenke, whose acquisition of a 12 per cent stake in the club sparked takeover talk. (The Sun) Barcelona midfielder Deco will be glad to see the back of Real Madrid rival David Beckham, who is set to join Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy, because he believes the England star "has shown he is still among the best in the world". (Daily Mirror) Blackburn hope a takeover with American bidders can be agreed by August so manager Mark Hughes can splash out on players. (Daily Mirror) Back to top AND FINALLY Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich hopes to bring some unity to the club by attending captain John Terry's wedding on Friday but manager Jose Mourinho will not be there. (The Sun)

You trying to tell me Emre hasn't got Paul Robinson-itis as well? You do realise other clubs fans call him a porker right?

He can afford it with his huge wage packet. And belly.