Glen

Gazza. Definitely.

"Captain and England defender Casey Stoney, angry at the closure of the women's section, said: "I'm disgusted with the club - the men get relegated and we get punished." Fucking twat. She clearly doesn't understand the complexities of maintaining a football team. Delusions of gradeur tbh. Does mean that Arsenal are going to be fucking unbeatable now though.

Arsene Wenger will attempt to recruit Carlos Tevez from West Ham or bring back Nicolas Anelka in the wake of striker Thierry Henry's expected departure from the Emirates Stadium to Barcelona. (Various) Manchester City are to bid £10m to sign their former winger Shaun Wright-Phillips from Chelsea. (The Sun) Striker Darren Bent is poised to complete a move to Tottenham from Charlton for £16m, a new club record fee. (Daily Mail) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is holding talks to sign Preston striker David Nugent. (Daily Mirror) West Ham boss Alan Curbishley wants Chelsea left-back Wayne Bridge after growing frustrated at being unable to land Nicky Shorey from Reading. (Sun) Bolton's Portugese striker Ricardo Vaz Te is a target of Derby County boss Billy Davies. (Daily Mirror) Sam Allardyce is prepared to give Spanish striker Albert Luque another chance at Newcastle. (Various) Newcastle midfielder Alan O'Brien has agreed personal terms to join Scottish side Hibernian. (Daily Record) Birmingham are on the verge of landing Scotland striker Garry O'Connor from Lokomotiv Moscow in a £2.65m deal. (Daily Star) Celtic look set to seal the capture of AC Milan winger Massimo Donati in a £3m deal early next week. (Daily Record) Wolves hope to rescue Northern Ireland striker David Healy from Division One football with Leeds. (Daily Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester City's bid to land Sven-Goran Eriksson has stalled over wages, with the former England boss demanding £2.5 over three years. (The Sun) Real Madrid could be tempted to move for Arsene Wenger after the Arsenal boss allowed Thierry Henry to set up a move from the Gunners to Barcelona. (Daily Mail) AND FINALLY England manager Steve McClaren has written to the official England supporters group, urging them to stop booing Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard. (The Sun) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd scrap with West Ham over Wayne Bridge like. Quality full back.

He's just not very good. Looking forward to seeing the back of him.

Cracking.

At least Damien can keep himself out of Greggs for a day or 3.

Now I've thought about it, if we offload Shola and bring in Kanoute as well, as mentioned, I think I'd be happy if we play 3 up front.

I'm really excited about seeing him back in November. Watch him score a wondergoal on his return and than have a cracking season. *prays*

No, No, NO! Classy Defenders. Not decidedly average strikers.

top 8.

I think Carr'll be kept on, but Baba's got to be shifted on.

-------------------------Given-------------------- --Solano-----Rozehnal------Taylor------Carr ------------Milner------Barton------N'Zogbia ------------Martins-----Viduka-------Owen Realistically, I can't see Owen playing as a LWF, but, I can't see why we should play without our best players.

I'd love it mate. LOVE IT.

Isn't the lad who just missed Stevies's favourite defender?

I can't look. Which is lucky. Cos I'm listening to the radio.

Another one down. Fuck.

Stevie's soldiering on like. Good lad.

Hasn't Sam already gone on record as saying he doesn't want him?

ahahah.

ha... haha.... hahahahahah.... BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cock.

I'd be proud to have Beckham as a Toon player for a couple of months. And even if Milner is, (I pray) in form, Beckham could play in the middle. Even so, his missus would never let him come to Newcastle.

Tsk.

It's going to stand. There's no two ways about it. Sheffield United will be playing Championship football next season. And the season after that. And the season after that, ad nauseam.

Oi, this is embarassing the rest of us in front of N-O. Wankers.

West Ham deserve to be playing Premiership football next season. Sheffield United don't. It's a results business.