Glen

Despite the fact he's, on the whole, rather rubbish in the Premiership.

He's taken a knock. Fucking hell lads. They're friendlies and he's fresh back from a major injury and making sure he can maintain full fitness. I don't give a shit if he's missing for friendlies. I give a shit that he's 100% at the beginning of the season.

Classic.

blahaha... Anal. Brilliant.

Martin. MARTIN. Who the fuck's Martin?

Here's the team as best I could make it out: Given Carr Rozenhal Ramage Huntington Dyer Barton Butt N'Zogbia Martins Carroll

I still don't see a GOOD left back on the horizon. Can't we wrestle Bridge from Chelsea yet?

That post just done the same for you Shush now.

It made Carragher look like a prick tbh. Very unprofessional.

EDIT: Never mind

Jesus H Christ.

I'm glad they cleared that up. Fuck off Alan.

Has he signed yet then? Seriously... I've heard nothing.

Well, I suppose he's only going to get better. Wonder where's Bellamy's going to go.

Sam stated yesterday that Michael leaving wasn't even an option on SSN. It's all paper talk lads. Martins is a goner though.

I reckon if we lose both, we're in big trouble. But it's ok. Mickey ain't going anywhere. Cross my heart.

Gudjohnsen is still on the go according to Talksport. I think considering the amount of players we've released and the amount of quality he's bringning in for washers, we should all be sitting wth contemlplative little grins right now. If he gets Gudjohnsen, I will be a VERY happy man. I can see us playing a sexy little diamond formation with Gudjohnsen behind the strikers, but if we do get him, we can pretty much kiss Martins goodbye. Owen's not going anywhere imho, but I think I've already resigned Martins to leaving. I just hope it's not to an English club.

Saw a bit of him in the reserves. Fast as fuck. Unfortunately, that's it.

Bleurgh... Hoegaarden is 'orrible stuff. But to be fair, Carling is pretty much the worst lager on the market. Apart from, well, ACE.

I wouldn't sell him to a rival club like. I don't want to see him banging in goals week after week for the fuckin' Gooners, while Mickey and Fatty sit on the sidelines nursing injuries and we play Dyer and Shola up front.

We MUST be getting in at leat 3 fullbacks then.

Especially when he was missing sitters like.

If we are talking about the Matrix soundtrack, look no further than Wake UP - Rage Against The Machine. No way. Clubbed to death. BRILLIANT song. Great idea.

So. Is he signing or what?

Looking forward to Hyypia signing.