Super_Steve_Howey

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Good on him, the crazy fool.

Haven't had your hole for a month She's got some warped idea that if we don't have it for ages it'll be even more amazing than normal. Was tearing my hair out the other day and went to take whats rightfully mine but turns out she had the decorators in so I'm still in limbo! Balls like water melons. The amount of wimmin on here and this comment gets passed by......

Fuck me now thats service! Entrapment. Another nice little earner for the fuckers

You could argue Everton have stuck by Moyes. Coppell must have had a few critics, and Sheff Utd have definitely stuck by Warnock.

I despise everything about Chelsea that I admire Liverpool for: The manager The football The tactics The players The attitude The fans The money The stadium In fact, in my mind, the only thing Chelsea have going for them is bringing Cech to this country, and even that was at the expense of the current best keeper at the time Even tonight, for one brief second I thought the cernt Mourinho had given a sensible post match interview, then at the death, out came the 'new football rules' and the waterworks. Fuck off to Barcelona you classless tramp.

Mr Sky+ confirms one full butt cheek was actually visible.

That's a fucking crime

Secretary's of the world UNTIE!

Is the light always on? That would piss me off like. Can't really remember but I do remember it being surprisingly warm which didn't go well with my hangover! They also asked if I needed drugs or alcohol counselling which I agreed to, when I got out of the cell and the women asked me what problems I had I told her I just asked for it to get out of the cell and the bitch sent me straight back! Opporunity missed, I would of strung that out for hours... "It all started when I was 12, I got in with this bad crowd, - got any biscuits pet? - and it went downhill from there. I wasn't into the hard stuff, but this one time - any chance of a cup of tea? - me and me mate....."

Why do I dislike Roeder? From respecting the man as a former player and what he's been through, I got rapidly bored of reading good quotes from him, and then him completely contradicting those quotes in his actions. Granted, the causes of some of those actions are down to Fred / the players / the bank balance, but at the end of the day, they don't go away next season either. I only oppose Roeder leaving on the basis of it meaning less disruption and less waste of money, and also out of severe doubt that anyone else wants the job. I have absolutely no expectation we will go anywhere with Roeder. In fact I don't see us going anywhere for 20 years unless there is a major buyout.

In terms of cockness, you can't separate Lampard or Gerrard. Gerrard is the better footballer.

Stuff the rent boy cernts!

This is EXACTLY why there should be an age limit to internet access. If you can't pay for it you shouldn't be allowed on it.

I find myself thinking 'what the fuck is that?' every other week when paying for stuff

pubis

It's facebook. It's a given that they're all gimps

We play in black and white stripes, not black and white stripe.

Five Live said they were with the social today?

The risk that one asteroid can wipe out the human race Didn't Stephen Hawking say recently we need to start exploring? The distances seem so vast it seems like a waste of effort to me. I doubt there's much we can do to prevent something like that and we are nowhere near sending manned spacecraft to the outer reaches of the Solar System, let alone to another one. Who knows though? All you have to do is look at what was 'impossible' 50 years ago

We're half way there anyway http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacecraft_pr...laws_of_physics

The risk that one asteroid can wipe out the human race Didn't Stephen Hawking say recently we need to start exploring?

Aye that's probably right given that sustained top speed for that distance, but that goes back to what I said, it's about acceleration/deceleration both how much you can accelerate/decelerate (in the context of how much you can generate and sustain.... and indeed survive if manned). There's a LOT more room for acceleration and deceleration (and therefore top speed and total overall speed) in 20 light years than there is for in 384400 km and 25000 mph would be pretty slow in that context, the only issue limiting your top speed at a certain rate of acceleration/deceleration being all sorts of shielding issues the closer you got to the speed of light. Plus remember that anything we built to go there would be built in orbit, not launched from the Earth and to it in one go like the Moon missions (like any manned mission to say Mars would likely be), which makes a huge difference to the "speeds" possible. It's still completely unfeasible to reach there in a human life time though isn't it? Hell, even if you went half the speed of light it would be half a lifetime. Not to mention the fact that so far we don't even have the technology to reach mars. 10 years shirley? Erm, 40, shirley? Ah right, forgot to carry the 2.

Aye that's probably right given that sustained top speed for that distance, but that goes back to what I said, it's about acceleration/deceleration both how much you can accelerate/decelerate (in the context of how much you can generate and sustain.... and indeed survive if manned). There's a LOT more room for acceleration and deceleration (and therefore top speed and total overall speed) in 20 light years than there is for in 384400 km and 25000 mph would be pretty slow in that context, the only issue limiting your top speed at a certain rate of acceleration/deceleration being all sorts of shielding issues the closer you got to the speed of light. Plus remember that anything we built to go there would be built in orbit, not launched from the Earth and to it in one go like the Moon missions (like any manned mission to say Mars would likely be), which makes a huge difference to the "speeds" possible. It's still completely unfeasible to reach there in a human life time though isn't it? Hell, even if you went half the speed of light it would be half a lifetime. Not to mention the fact that so far we don't even have the technology to reach mars. 10 years shirley?

WTF? Has Hammond's life insurance gone up?