Super_Steve_Howey

If you didn't like Star Wars you're hardly likely to like the Matrix

Thinking about it, I would actually just settle for sleeping with someone out of my league.

Sounds like a good start to me. Have you got an estate car?... I've got a big black van with tinted windows, have you got a snipers rifle ?

This cernt is wearing a diamond stud while training for the match tonight.

Sounds like a good start to me. Have you got an estate car?...

Stick him on performance related pay. Each howler and he pays us £10k.

I'd put it back on to reach 110. He didn't look older than 70.

SLP and Dr. Ken are just chilled-out entertainers tbh. Luke's got a temper on him though, I reckon. ?

Placed a £100 bet with William Hill aged 90 at 250-1 Bet the bookie feels like a tit now

Discover the secret of immortality

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He's busy making the TV show for next year

meh

I wonder how people would feel about a Washington Sniper type scenario where random street charvers just started being taken out....

Not really if it's one of them pre-cast drop it on the bottom malarkies. Didn't that article say they just signed the contracts (my f'ing memory, I read it about 2 minutes ago!)

Don't be a victim Berb. Stand up for your balls!

Dump I would have thought

Is it a comment on modern day England that both St George's Day threads go completely off-topic?

Sold mine. Hope the little guy's doing OK out there, and not getting any shit from those XBox pussies

Progress?

Hope you didn't pay more than 50p the pair

Shepherd reminds me of Napoleon

The ginger and the blonde. Would have to colour coordinate their lingerie though, for the few minutes it would be on.

It all started with the human rights shite, the attitude that the individual is more important than society. Thatcher was all for people being self-interested, but the coppers would still kick fuck out of you if you took the piss. The day the authorty of coppers/teachers/other people became less important than the illiterate parents with legal aid and the rights of little jonny who's not a bad lad really, is the day this country went to the shitter. And again, why will no-one stand up to them? Who gets shafted should you knock seven shades out of one? Taking the piss, and worse is to come.