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What does that even mean you stalking faggot?

Read my lips..... SIX MORE YEARS.

Up to 16th though! 2 points from 3 difficult games. It's not an easy place to come for us, St James's. Crystal Palace's first point of the season, shows what a tough, tough team they are.

ROFL Could still lose this Alan!

OMG the universe is melting.

Sissoko is brilliant at breaking up play. Our own play.

Ben Arfa would've scored that.

Good one, yeah. Evens on that.

So, underneath the remnants of the barrel, through the concrete and down past dinosaur fossils, wor Pardocchio is going to have to scrape up some new excuses for his permashambles. Any guesses? 'We wuz tired after all the rain we've had this week' 'The players are worried about the Ebola outbreak' 'Ben Arfa' 'The Fans' 'Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me'

Incredible that, it really is.

When did we last come from behind to win? Not sure I was born.

Better than Debuchy.

Pardew would have wasted his talent eventually. At least this way Remy can afford more indiscretions.

Humiliating 2-0 defret.

Blue Pop Blues.

Goals are overrated anyway. We can get to 48 points by not conceding any at all and also getting about ten OGs scored by players WHO COST US NUFFINK!

He's becoming a parody of himself. Cisse will be like a new signing who's scored 4 goals in the last 26 games.

Simpletoons FTW!

Very difficult place to affect.

Good to see Own back amongst the goals for us.

I would go to this if the club hadn't said it's worthless to them.

We are desperate. Mike needs to drop £20m plus to get a finisher and it's apparent that his fat fingers can't fish that much out from behind his sofa. Before someone accuses me of 2 game knee jerking, the last 5 months of last season was the most consistent period of dross I can recall. I've seen nothing yet to infer any notable improvement. Pardew's tactics stink and he's incapable of improvement as he's already red lining his meagre abilities. Buy a proven goalscorer Mike, stop being a dick.

Strikers are too expensive, get a false 9, a pseudo 10 and we'll be proxy 14th.

Last of Us Remastered. What a phenomenally good game it is. Played through on hard and restarted it straight away on the top setting. Probably the best game I've ever played.