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We nearly done a gole!

Commentator peddling the 'good manager' 'fans have lofty ambitions' shite. Fuck off you brainless oaf. Have you watched us the last 9 months?

Sack the cunt at half time Mike. Liven things up a bit.

This from the board's eternal optimist!Just off yourself now lad, be done with it.

KSA would be all over that shit.

Nailed it. The fat cunt.

He's basically saying, in his stumbling, infantile blobspeak, that he's justified in winning fuck all because no one else at the club has either. Shambles.

Because he hates you and all other disabled horse punching maggot penis Newcastle supporters.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/mike-ashley-admits-newcastle-deals-4197471

The only think Pardew can gel is his fucking arsehole for Ashley.

How much porn does it store?

Facundon't

Last time I spent a good 25 minutes coming up with amusing and entertaining responses for one of these my entire submission was distilled to 'Pardew is a cunt' or something. So I'm out. If you want, you can say 'Pardew is a cunt' though, obviously.

Sundays are my smuggest day of the week tbh. My gf gets all glum and shitty and I look forward to another lie in and no boss on Monday morning.

Playing like a perfect cross between Halo and Borderlands. No bad thing tbh, looking forward to tackling stuff with friends except I have no friends.

There is pretty much that! I played for about 20 minutes too. Money well spent.

Demise tho'

Drink during the week, why should you have a hangover on your free days? This is basic stuff tbh.

Southampton is a relatively close game for me but I would rather pickle my neighbours' winnets than go see us taken apart by these giants again. Fuck you very much Alan.

Glenn Roeder can go and get Glenn Roeder from Rotterdam.

They should put a Sports Direct banner on it.